Lord of the models

[mynkow]

The original from the "Lord of the Rings"

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

could become:

One Model to rule them all, One Model to find them,
One Model to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Big Ball of Mud where the Shadows lie.

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