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export const hostname = "example.phund.xyz";
export const entityTitle = "Phund";
export const entityUrl = `https://${hostname}`;
export const title = `${entityTitle} @ ${entityUrl}`;
export const description =
"Your app to get funded, built on Next.js and Tailwindcss, by Tincre. Raise capital the hard way.ᵀᴹ Phund.";
export const author = `${entityTitle}, ${entityUrl}`;
export const navigationLinks = [
`Investing in ${entityTitle}`,
"About",
"The Team",
];
export const navigationHrefs = ["#why-invest", "#why-invest", "#why-invest"];
export const cta = "Invest";
export const logoSrc = undefined;
export const newsletterContent = {
newsletterTitle: "Subscribe",
newsletterSubtitle: "Stay informed with updates from our blog ",
newsletterHref: "https://slightlysharpe.com",
newsletterName: "Slightly Sharpe",
};
export const stats1Data = [
{
icon: "",
numberStat: "30,000,000",
text: "A giant achievement",
},
{
icon: "",
numberStat: "$1,000,000",
text: "A big sales number",
},
{
icon: "",
numberStat: "150%",
text: "An impressive growth benchmark ",
},
{
icon: "",
numberStat: "15,000",
text: "A testament to your firm's popularity",
},
];
export const whyInvestContent = {
subTitle: "Scaling our formula",
title: "We're seeking investment to release more kick ass brands",
description:
"Our formula for success works and we are scaling it by releasing stuff that customers love.",
cta: `Learn about investing in ${entityTitle}`,
whyInvestCardData: [
"The most epic management team in the world.",
"With a proven track record of scaling productsand teams.",
"Makes this journey a piece of cake.",
],
};
export const factCardsContent = [
{
title: "We make customers happy",
description:
"Our solution makes a lot of people happy. Don't trust us, Google it.",
},
{
title: "We are visionaries",
description:
"Our product and process is superior to anything on the market. Try it.",
},
{
title: "Disrupting is what we do",
description:
"Our technology levels the playing field and will east the big guy's lunch.",
},
{
title: "The sky is the limit.",
description:
"Every beginning is difficult but we've validated our position time and again.",
},
{
title: "We are primed for growth",
description:
"The time to put the pedal to the floor is now. We like to drive fast.",
},
{
title: "Our team is the best",
description: "We've combined the best possible talent to get the job done.",
},
];
export const factSnippetsCardContent = [
{
description:
"A nice, detailed explanation of something with-respect-to this funding rounding.",
imageSrc: "/images/indigo-500-avatar.png",
title: "A Product KPI",
subTitle: "Performance category",
},
{
description:
"A nice, detailed explanation of something with-respect-to this funding rounding.",
imageSrc: "/images/indigo-500-avatar.png",
title: "A Product KPI",
subTitle: "Performance category",
},
{
description:
"A nice, detailed explanation of something with-respect-to this funding rounding.",
imageSrc: "/images/indigo-500-avatar.png",
title: "A Product KPI",
subTitle: "Performance category",
},
{
description:
"A nice, detailed explanation of something with-respect-to this funding rounding.",
imageSrc: "/images/indigo-500-avatar.png",
title: "A Product KPI",
subTitle: "Performance category",
},
{
description:
"A nice, detailed explanation of something with-respect-to this funding rounding.",
imageSrc: "/images/indigo-500-avatar.png",
title: "A Product KPI",
subTitle: "Performance category",
},
{
description:
"A nice, detailed explanation of something with-respect-to this funding rounding.",
imageSrc: "/images/indigo-500-avatar.png",
title: "A Product KPI",
subTitle: "Performance category",
},
];
export const teamCardContent = [
{
name: "Philip Muellerschoen",
position: "CEO, Co-Founder",
description:
"Phil guides the firm in all aspects both internally and externally, operating and growing its brands.",
imageSrc: "/team/phil.webp",
imageAlt: "Philip Muellerschoen",
},
{
name: "Jason R. Stevens, CFA",
position: "CTO+CFO, Co-Founder",
description:
"Anti-script kiddie crushing the keys to build an entirely new world in which he owns all human-associated items.",
imageSrc: "/team/jason.webp",
imageAlt: "Jason R. Stevens, CFA",
},
{
name: "Dan Fratoni",
position: "Partner, External Brand Relationships",
description: "Drives entertainment industry representation for the firm.",
imageSrc: "/team/dan.webp",
imageAlt: "Dan Fratoni",
},
];
export const fAQCardContent = [
{
title: "How much are we raising?",
listItems: [
{ text: "We are looking to raise a lot", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "And made it easy for you to give us money", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "The terms are straightforward", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "And there's a special kicker for you", href: entityUrl },
],
},
{
title: "How will we use the funds?",
listItems: [
{ text: "Our office needs vending machines", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "To make all of our new employees happy", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "There also needs to be a slush fund", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "To market and sell out our office parties", href: entityUrl },
],
},
{
title: "Why are we the right team?",
listItems: [
{ text: "Lucy went to university and studied hard", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "Johnny built a business and sold it fast", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "Lauren learned how to code and build an app", href: entityUrl },
{
text: "Thomas has people skills and interned at Initech",
href: entityUrl,
},
],
},
{
title: "What is our plan for the future? ",
listItems: [
{ text: "No crystal ball needed", href: entityUrl },
{
text: "We got a solid plan to put your money to work",
href: entityUrl,
},
{ text: "Our people will execute with lazer focus", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "To grow the company", href: entityUrl },
],
},
{
title: "What do investors get?",
listItems: [
{ text: "A nice pat on the back", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "Followed by five high fives", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "A quarterly report directly to their Kindle", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "And a seat at the big kids table", href: entityUrl },
],
},
{
title: "What's our exit strategy?",
listItems: [
{ text: "Build and go public", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "Sell to the highest bidder", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "Go big or go home", href: entityUrl },
{ text: "Quitting is not one of the answers", href: entityUrl },
],
},
];
export const footerItems = [
{
title: "Company",
footerColumnItems: [
{
text: `About ${entityTitle}`,
href: entityUrl,
},
{
text: `Team`,
href: "https://tincre.com/about",
},
{
text: "Brands",
href: "https://tincre.com/#our-brands",
},
{
text: "Blog",
href: "https://slightlysharpe.com",
},
],
},
{
title: "Legal",
footerColumnItems: [
{
text: `About ${entityTitle}`,
href: entityUrl,
},
{
text: `Team`,
href: "https://tincre.com/about",
},
{
text: "Brands",
href: "https://tincre.com/#our-brands",
},
],
},
{
title: "Products",
footerColumnItems: [
{
text: `About ${entityTitle}`,
href: entityUrl,
},
{
text: `Team`,
href: "https://tincre.com/about",
},
{
text: "Brands",
href: "https://tincre.com/#our-brands",
},
],
},
{
title: "Development",
footerColumnItems: [
{
text: `About ${entityTitle}`,
href: entityUrl,
},
{
text: `Team`,
href: "https://tincre.com/about",
},
{
text: "Brands",
href: "https://tincre.com/#our-brands",
},
],
},
];
export const socials = [
{
href: "https://twitter.com/tincre",
displayText: "Twitter",
},
{
href: "https://linkedin.com/company/tincre",
displayText: "LinkedIn",
},
{
href: "https://instagram.com/webslastmile",
displayText: "Instagram",
},
];
export const factSnippetsContent = {
title:
"Learn about the most awesome company on the floating rock we all call earth",
subTitle: "Growing Growth",
description: `We're so performant that diversification is just an added cost to you and your portfolio. Displace underperforming assets by writing them down, collecting your tax loss, and reinvesting those proceeds into ${entityTitle}.`,
cta1: "Invest now",
cta1Href: "#invest",
};
export const teamContent = {
title: "Superior people build superior businesses",
subTitle: "Better People",
description:
"Your investments in half-drunk HYP school morons haven't worked out consistently. So change the pace and stop wasting your resources. Invest in the actual top of the class.",
};
export const infoBlockContent = {
title: "One investment to rule them all.",
description:
"Don't miss this opportunity to clean up your horrific past performance and log a win in your P&L. Plus, all your friends will just love doing the same. A win win, by any measure.",
cta: `Do one good thing before you croak: invest in ${entityTitle}`,
ctaHref: "#invest",
};
export const safeTermsContent = {
title: "Offering Details",
subTitle: "Y-Combinator SAFE",
description:
"We use the standard Y-Combinator SAFE note and offer all three versions for your convenience. The below are priced to our optimality but present to add choice for your investment and portfolio requirements.",
safeNoteContent: [
{
safeTitle: "Cap",
href: "",
description: '"Standard", valuation cap only.',
},
{
safeTitle: "Discount",
href: "",
description: "Discount applies at conversion during the Liquidity Event.",
},
{
safeTitle: "MFN",
href: "",
description: "No cap and no discount with MFN provision.",
},
],
cta: "Learn more about our business.",
};