diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci-docker-satellites.yml b/.github/workflows/ci-docker-satellites.yml
index 81b98a65..57455b2e 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci-docker-satellites.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci-docker-satellites.yml
@@ -60,11 +60,11 @@ jobs:
       EARTHLY_ORG: "earthly-technologies"
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-quick1:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group1:
     needs: build-earthly
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick1"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group1"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -74,11 +74,11 @@ jobs:
       EARTHLY_ORG: "earthly-technologies"
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-quick2:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group2:
     needs: build-earthly
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick2"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group2"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -88,11 +88,25 @@ jobs:
       EARTHLY_ORG: "earthly-technologies"
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-normal:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group3:
     needs: build-earthly
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-normal"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group3"
+      BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
+      RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
+      BINARY: "docker"
+      SUDO: ""
+      USE_SATELLITE: true
+      SATELLITE_NAME: "core-test"
+      EARTHLY_ORG: "earthly-technologies"
+    secrets: inherit
+
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group4:
+    needs: build-earthly
+    uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
+    with:
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group4"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci-docker-ubuntu.yml b/.github/workflows/ci-docker-ubuntu.yml
index a4c55c94..2987978a 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci-docker-ubuntu.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci-docker-ubuntu.yml
@@ -66,12 +66,12 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-quick1:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group1:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick1"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group1"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -79,12 +79,12 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-quick2:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group2:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick2"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group2"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -92,12 +92,12 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-quick1-no-logbus:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group1-no-logbus:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick1"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group1"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -106,12 +106,12 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-quick2-no-logbus:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group2-no-logbus:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick2"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group2"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -120,12 +120,12 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-normal:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group3:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-normal"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group3"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -133,12 +133,39 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-tests-no-qemu-normal-no-logbus:
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group3-no-logbus:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-normal"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group3"
+      BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
+      RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
+      BINARY: "docker"
+      SUDO: ""
+      EXTRA_ARGS: "--logstream=false --logstream-upload=false"
+      SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
+    secrets: inherit
+
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group4:
+    needs: build-earthly
+    if: ${{ !failure() }}
+    uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
+    with:
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group4"
+      BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
+      RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
+      BINARY: "docker"
+      SUDO: ""
+      SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
+    secrets: inherit
+
+  docker-tests-no-qemu-group4-no-logbus:
+    needs: build-earthly
+    if: ${{ !failure() }}
+    uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
+    with:
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group4"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -385,7 +412,7 @@ jobs:
       TARGET_NAME: "+test-quick"
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-wait-block-no-qemu-quick1:
+  docker-wait-block-no-qemu-group1:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-wait-block-target.yml
@@ -395,10 +422,10 @@ jobs:
       BINARY: "docker"
       SUDO: ""
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
-      TARGET_NAME: "+test-no-qemu-quick1"
+      TARGET_NAME: "+test-no-qemu-group1"
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-wait-block-no-qemu-quick2:
+  docker-wait-block-no-qemu-group2:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-wait-block-target.yml
@@ -408,10 +435,10 @@ jobs:
       BINARY: "docker"
       SUDO: ""
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
-      TARGET_NAME: "+test-no-qemu-quick2"
+      TARGET_NAME: "+test-no-qemu-group2"
     secrets: inherit
 
-  docker-wait-block-no-qemu-normal:
+  docker-wait-block-no-qemu-group3:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-wait-block-target.yml
@@ -421,7 +448,20 @@ jobs:
       BINARY: "docker"
       SUDO: ""
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
-      TARGET_NAME: "+test-no-qemu-normal"
+      TARGET_NAME: "+test-no-qemu-group3"
+    secrets: inherit
+
+  docker-wait-block-no-qemu-group4:
+    needs: build-earthly
+    if: ${{ !failure() }}
+    uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-wait-block-target.yml
+    with:
+      BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
+      RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
+      BINARY: "docker"
+      SUDO: ""
+      SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
+      TARGET_NAME: "+test-no-qemu-group4"
     secrets: inherit
 
   docker-wait-block-no-qemu-slow:
@@ -476,13 +516,27 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  race-tests-no-qemu-quick1:
+  race-tests-no-qemu-group1:
+    needs: build-earthly
+    if: ${{ !failure() }}
+    uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-race-test.yml
+    with:
+      BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group1"
+      RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
+      USE_QEMU: false
+      BINARY: "docker"
+      SUDO: ""
+      SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
+    secrets: inherit
+
+  race-tests-no-qemu-group2:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-race-test.yml
     with:
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick1"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group2"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       USE_QEMU: false
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -490,13 +544,13 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  race-tests-no-qemu-quick2:
+  race-tests-no-qemu-group3:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-race-test.yml
     with:
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick2"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group3"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       USE_QEMU: false
       BINARY: "docker"
@@ -504,13 +558,13 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  race-tests-no-qemu-normal:
+  race-tests-no-qemu-group4:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-race-test.yml
     with:
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-normal"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group4"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       USE_QEMU: false
       BINARY: "docker"
diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci-podman-ubuntu.yml b/.github/workflows/ci-podman-ubuntu.yml
index ea462904..ebab6ca0 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci-podman-ubuntu.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci-podman-ubuntu.yml
@@ -66,12 +66,12 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  podman-tests-no-qemu-quick1:
+  podman-tests-no-qemu-group1:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick1"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group1"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "podman"
@@ -79,12 +79,12 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  podman-tests-no-qemu-quick2:
+  podman-tests-no-qemu-group2:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-quick2"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group2"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "podman"
@@ -92,12 +92,25 @@ jobs:
       SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
     secrets: inherit
 
-  podman-tests-no-qemu-normal:
+  podman-tests-no-qemu-group3:
     needs: build-earthly
     if: ${{ !failure() }}
     uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
     with:
-      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-normal"
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group3"
+      BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
+      RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
+      BINARY: "podman"
+      SUDO: "sudo -E"
+      SKIP_JOB: ${{ needs.build-earthly.result != 'success' }}
+    secrets: inherit
+
+  podman-tests-no-qemu-group4:
+    needs: build-earthly
+    if: ${{ !failure() }}
+    uses: ./.github/workflows/reusable-test.yml
+    with:
+      TEST_TARGET: "+test-no-qemu-group4"
       BUILT_EARTHLY_PATH: "./build/linux/amd64/earthly"
       RUNS_ON: "ubuntu-latest"
       BINARY: "podman"
diff --git a/Earthfile b/Earthfile
index 7f4b0ec8..64d75ade 100644
--- a/Earthfile
+++ b/Earthfile
@@ -693,9 +693,10 @@ lint-docs:
 # using secure docker hub mirror configurations
 test-no-qemu:
     BUILD --pass-args +test-quick
-    BUILD --pass-args +test-no-qemu-quick1
-    BUILD --pass-args +test-no-qemu-quick2
-    BUILD --pass-args +test-no-qemu-normal
+    BUILD --pass-args +test-no-qemu-group1
+    BUILD --pass-args +test-no-qemu-group2
+    BUILD --pass-args +test-no-qemu-group3
+    BUILD --pass-args +test-no-qemu-group4
     BUILD --pass-args +test-no-qemu-slow
 
 # test-quick runs the unit, chaos, offline, and go tests and ensures the earthly script does not write to stdout
@@ -706,19 +707,24 @@ test-quick:
     BUILD +earthly-script-no-stdout
     BUILD --pass-args ./ast/tests+all
 
-# test-no-qemu-quick1 runs the tests from ./tests+ga-no-qemu-quick1
-test-no-qemu-quick1:
-    BUILD --pass-args ./tests+ga-no-qemu-quick1 \
+# test-no-qemu-group1 runs the tests from ./tests+ga-no-qemu-group1
+test-no-qemu-group1:
+    BUILD --pass-args ./tests+ga-no-qemu-group1 \
         --GLOBAL_WAIT_END="$GLOBAL_WAIT_END"
 
-# test-no-qemu-quick2 runs the tests from ./tests+ga-no-qemu-quick2
-test-no-qemu-quick2:
-    BUILD --pass-args ./tests+ga-no-qemu-quick2 \
+# test-no-qemu-group2 runs the tests from ./tests+ga-no-qemu-group2
+test-no-qemu-group2:
+    BUILD --pass-args ./tests+ga-no-qemu-group2 \
         --GLOBAL_WAIT_END="$GLOBAL_WAIT_END"
 
-# test-no-qemu-normal runs the tests from ./tests+ga-no-qemu-normal
-test-no-qemu-normal:
-    BUILD --pass-args ./tests+ga-no-qemu-normal \
+# test-no-qemu-group3 runs the tests from ./tests+ga-no-qemu-group3
+test-no-qemu-group3:
+    BUILD --pass-args ./tests+ga-no-qemu-group3 \
+        --GLOBAL_WAIT_END="$GLOBAL_WAIT_END"
+
+# test-no-qemu-group4 runs the tests from ./tests+ga-no-qemu-group4
+test-no-qemu-group4:
+    BUILD --pass-args ./tests+ga-no-qemu-group4 \
         --GLOBAL_WAIT_END="$GLOBAL_WAIT_END"
 
 # test-no-qemu-slow runs the tests from ./tests+ga-no-qemu-slow
diff --git a/tests/Earthfile b/tests/Earthfile
index 49e60f59..5f60c617 100644
--- a/tests/Earthfile
+++ b/tests/Earthfile
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ ga:
 ga-qemu:
     BUILD ./platform+test
 
-ga-no-qemu-quick1:
+ga-no-qemu-group1:
     BUILD --pass-args ./autocompletion+test-all
     BUILD ./dockerfile+test
     BUILD ./dockerfile2/subdir+test
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ ga-no-qemu-quick1:
     BUILD +escape-dir-test
     BUILD +fail-invalid-artifact-test
 
-ga-no-qemu-quick2:
+ga-no-qemu-group2:
     BUILD +target-first-line
     BUILD +absolute-reference-with-relative
     BUILD +end-comment
@@ -139,7 +139,7 @@ ga-no-qemu-quick2:
         BUILD ./with-docker-via-command+test
     END
 
-ga-no-qemu-normal:
+ga-no-qemu-group3:
     BUILD +cache-test
     BUILD --pass-args ./do-not-track+test-all
     BUILD --pass-args ./scrub-https-credentials+all
@@ -152,6 +152,8 @@ ga-no-qemu-normal:
     BUILD +remote-test
     BUILD +save-artifact-dont-overwrite
     BUILD ./with-docker-expose+all
+
+ga-no-qemu-group4:
     BUILD +cache-mount-arg
     BUILD +infinite-recursion
     BUILD +save-artifact-selective
@@ -180,9 +182,10 @@ ga-no-qemu-kind:
     BUILD ./with-docker-kind+all
 
 ga-no-qemu:
-    BUILD +ga-no-qemu-quick1
-    BUILD +ga-no-qemu-quick2
-    BUILD +ga-no-qemu-normal
+    BUILD +ga-no-qemu-group1
+    BUILD +ga-no-qemu-group2
+    BUILD +ga-no-qemu-group3
+    BUILD +ga-no-qemu-group4
     BUILD +ga-no-qemu-slow
 
 tests-that-require-earthly-technologies-account-access: