Determine what happens when fire is requested at the CheeseShop

[dbieber]

WARNING: Silly.

This ticket is to determine what happens when fire is requested at an actual Cheese Shop (rather than at the PyPi CheeseShop).

Context: the customer has been asking for various python packages at a cheese shop and the shop owner is getting increasingly fed up. oboechick/pyfanfic#8

Brainstorming here:

Customer: fire?
Shopskeeper: this is burning me up!

or

C: fire?
S: I'm getting burnt out!

or

C: fire?
S: we keep the Saganaki in the back

or

S: With all the twisted requests you've made, it sounds like you're making a beautifulsoup on a scrapy budget. We don't have celery. We don't have pyglets. We don't have fire. We don't have eggs. And we certainly don't have "matplotlib"! All we have is cheese!
C: I'll have one wheel then.

[dbieber]

I'm closing this issue as it is too silly.