diff --git a/src/text.yml b/src/text.yml
index 7a844ee4..9924175a 100644
--- a/src/text.yml
+++ b/src/text.yml
@@ -26,10 +26,12 @@ stats:
     - chugging *Stat-Cola©*, for those who want to know things™
     - that's numberwang!
     - crunching the numbers
+    - munching the numbers
     - gurgling the bits
     - juggling the electrons
     - reticulating the splines
     - rolling down data hills
+    - frolicking through fields of numbers
     - skiing the data slopes
     - zooming through the cyber-pipes
     - grabbing the stats