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; STRINGS ARE DEFINED HERE
STRBEG::
.SEGMENT "0"
.GSTR STR?1,"What charming language!"
.GSTR STR?2,"Computers aren't impressed by naughty words!"
.GSTR STR?3,"You ought to be ashamed of yourself!"
.GSTR STR?4,"Hey, save that talk for the locker room!"
.GSTR STR?5,"Step outside and say that!"
.GSTR STR?6,"And so's your old man!"
.GSTR STR?7,"locate"
.GSTR STR?8,"FIND"
.GSTR STR?9,"ask about"
.GSTR STR?10,"TELL ME ABOUT"
.GSTR STR?11," (something).]
"
P-SOMETHING=STR?11
.GSTR STR?12,"Please use commands"
.GSTR STR?13,"No inside"
P-NO-INSIDE=STR?13
.GSTR STR?14,"No surface"
P-NO-SURFACE=STR?14
.GSTR STR?15,"Nothing"
P-NOTHING=STR?15
.GSTR STR?16,"M-END"
.GSTR STR?17,"Winner"
.GSTR STR?18,"M-BEG"
.GSTR STR?19,"Preaction"
.GSTR STR?20,"Container"
.GSTR STR?21,"PRSI"
.GSTR STR?22,"PRSO"
.GSTR STR?23,"word"
.GSTR STR?24,"letter"
.GSTR STR?25,"verb"
.GSTR STR?44,"answer"
.GSTR STR?45,"begins"
.GSTR STR?46,"ends"
.GSTR STR?47,"text"
.GSTR STR?48,"background"
.GSTR STR?49,"no change"
.GSTR STR?50,"the default color"
.GSTR STR?51,"black"
.GSTR STR?52,"red"
.GSTR STR?53,"green"
.GSTR STR?54,"yellow"
.GSTR STR?55,"blue"
.GSTR STR?56,"magenta"
.GSTR STR?57,"cyan"
.GSTR STR?58,"white"
.GSTR STR?104,"leave the game"
.GSTR STR?105,"restart"
.GSTR STR?106,"Dec-20"
.GSTR STR?107,"Apple IIe"
.GSTR STR?108,"Macintosh"
.GSTR STR?109,"Amiga"
.GSTR STR?110,"Atari ST"
.GSTR STR?111,"IBM"
.GSTR STR?112,"Commodore 128"
.GSTR STR?113,"Commodore 64"
.GSTR STR?114,"Apple IIc"
.GSTR STR?115,"Apple IIgs"
.GSTR STR?116,""
.GSTR STR?117,"Biting"
.GSTR STR?118," Unfortunately, you were holding it at the time."
.GSTR STR?119,"invent the telephone"
.GSTR STR?120,"LOOK "
.GSTR STR?121,"AT"
.GSTR STR?122,"INSIDE"
.GSTR STR?123,"UNDER"
.GSTR STR?124,"mount"
.GSTR STR?125,"climb into"
.GSTR STR?126,"climb onto"
.GSTR STR?127,"drink"
.GSTR STR?128,"After a moment of ecstasy, the elixir fries your brain. Your last sight is of creatures crawling from unseen crevices, waiting to feast on your corpse."
.GSTR STR?129,"get into"
.GSTR STR?130,"get onto"
.GSTR STR?131,"look"
.GSTR STR?132,"Kicking"
.GSTR STR?133,"Knocking on"
.GSTR STR?134,"You sail down through the mist for a seemingly endless time, passing giant brogmoid shoulders, hips, and knees. Eventually, the mist begins to thin, and you see a strange land below: Purple forests surround lakes of molten rock. Volcanoes belch green-blue smoke into the sky. Enormous slug-shaped creatures, a bloit long, engage in fierce combat. Suddenly, the feeling of floating endlessly changes to a feeling of falling very quickly, and this strange new world rushes up and smashes you to pulp."
.GSTR STR?135,"!"
.GSTR STR?136,"see"
.GSTR STR?137,"ears"
.GSTR STR?138,"sound"
.GSTR STR?139,"eyes"
.GSTR STR?140,"open"
.GSTR STR?141,"look inside"
.GSTR STR?142,"look through"
.GSTR STR?143,"map"
.GSTR STR?144,"indecis"
.GSTR STR?145,"Pulling"
.GSTR STR?146,"move"
.GSTR STR?147,"Trying to destroy"
.GSTR STR?148,"negat"
.GSTR STR?149,"ff"
.GSTR STR?150,"n"
.GSTR STR?151,"pick"
.GSTR STR?152,"play"
.GSTR STR?153,"Pushing"
.GSTR STR?154,"Playing in this way with"
.GSTR STR?155,"read"
.GSTR STR?156,"search"
.GSTR STR?157,"she"
.GSTR STR?158,"he"
.GSTR STR?159,"it"
.GSTR STR?160,"Turning"
.GSTR STR?161,"Shaking"
.GSTR STR?162,"on"
.GSTR STR?163,"smell"
.GSTR STR?164,"taste"
.GSTR STR?165,"mouth"
.GSTR STR?166,"hands"
.GSTR STR?167,"Fiddling with"
.GSTR STR?168,"WALK "
.GSTR STR?169,"TO"
.GSTR STR?170,"THROUGH"
.GSTR STR?171,"AROUND"
.GSTR STR?172,"get out from under the table"
.GSTR STR?173,"wear"
.GSTR STR?174,"posit"
.GSTR STR?175,"remove"
.GSTR STR?176," doesn't do anything."
.GSTR STR?177," accomplishes nothing."
.GSTR STR?178," has no desirable effect."
.GSTR STR?179,"What a concept!"
.GSTR STR?180,"Not bloody likely."
.GSTR STR?181,"A valiant attempt."
.GSTR STR?182,"Nice try."
.GSTR STR?183,"You can't be serious."
.GSTR STR?184,"Fat chance."
.GSTR STR?185,"Dream on."
.GSTR STR?186,"Impossible!!!"
.GSTR STR?187,"You've got to be kidding."
.GSTR STR?188,"Out of the question."
.GSTR STR?189,"That would be a waste of time."
.GSTR STR?190,"There's no point in doing that."
.GSTR STR?191,"There's another turn down the drain."
.GSTR STR?192,"Why bother?"
.GSTR STR?194,"hear"
.GSTR STR?195,"ground"
.GSTR STR?196,"sand"
.GSTR STR?197,"floor"
.GSTR STR?198,"north"
.GSTR STR?199,"south"
.GSTR STR?200,"The Loch Flatheadia Monster, usually dismissed as a fairy tale, wells up from the depths of the lake and swallows you."
.GSTR STR?201,"The much, much larger alligator who lives in the moat apparently considers this a territorial invasion."
.GSTR STR?202,"with"
.GSTR STR?204,"Done."
.GSTR STR?205,"It's too dark to see a thing."
TOO-DARK=STR?205
.GSTR STR?206,"You're not holding"
YNH=STR?206
.GSTR STR?207,"There's nothing "
THERES-NOTHING=STR?207
.GSTR STR?208,"You can see"
YOU-SEE=STR?208
.GSTR STR?209,"It seems that"
IT-SEEMS-THAT=STR?209
.GSTR STR?210,"[You can't see any "
YOU-CANT-SEE-ANY=STR?210
.GSTR STR?211,"You can't "
YOU-CANT=STR?211
.GSTR STR?212,"You'll have to "
YOULL-HAVE-TO=STR?212
.GSTR STR?213,"Look around you.
"
LOOK-AROUND=STR?213
.GSTR STR?214,"You can't do that from here.
"
CANT-FROM-HERE=STR?214
.GSTR STR?215,"You're holding it!
"
HOLDING-IT=STR?215
.GSTR STR?216,".
"
PERIOD-CR=STR?216
.GSTR STR?217,"...
"
ELLIPSIS=STR?217
.GSTR STR?218,"Failed.
"
FAILED=STR?218
.GSTR STR?219,"Okay.
"
OK=STR?219
.GSTR STR?220,"Huh?
"
HUH=STR?220
.GSTR STR?221,"Nothing happens.
"
NOTHING-HAPPENS=STR?221
.GSTR STR?222,"It already is!
"
ALREADY-IS=STR?222
.GSTR STR?223,"This reveals nothing new.
"
NOTHING-NEW=STR?223
.GSTR STR?224,"You see only blackness.
"
ONLY-BLACKNESS=STR?224
.GSTR STR?225,"[There was no verb in that sentence!]
"
NO-VERB=STR?225
.GSTR STR?226,"You're wearing it!
"
WEARING-IT=STR?226
.GSTR STR?227,"; the royal yacht is moored at the dock"
YACHT-MOORED=STR?227
.GSTR STR?228,"[You'll have to specify which water you mean by referring to the vial that contains it.]
"
WHICH-WATER=STR?228
.GSTR STR?229,"In the center of the ceiling, a small trap door is visible."
MEGABOZ-CEILING-DESC=STR?229
.GSTR STR?230,"Thick cobwebs obscure the rear wall."
CELL-WALL-DESC=STR?230
.GSTR STR?231,"You nearly make it, but the branches are just too poorly configured for climbing.
"
POORLY-CONFIGURED=STR?231
.GSTR STR?232,"""I regret that I cannot travel that way.""
"
CANNOT-TRAVEL=STR?232
.GSTR STR?233,"""You'll have to answer my riddle first!""
"
ANSWER-MY-RIDDLE=STR?233
.GSTR STR?234,"You can see some light through the crack.
"
SOME-LIGHT=STR?234
.GSTR STR?235,"Please type a number between 1 and "
TYPE-A-NUMBER=STR?235
.GSTR STR?236," Since you have no diving gear, and you are not amphibious, you drown in a swift but still unpleasant fashion."
DROWN=STR?236
.GSTR STR?237,"A faint smell of fudge hangs in the air."
FUDGE=STR?237
.GSTR STR?238,"The brogmoid could no more hear your shouting than you could hear the shouting of a bacterium.
"
TALK-TO-BROGMOID=STR?238
.GSTR STR?239,"You're already at the "
ALREADY-AT=STR?239
.GSTR STR?240," Immediately, the witches begin beating at the jester with brushes and broomsticks. ""Scat, you filthy jester, scat!"" He vanishes hastily.
"
WITCH-REMOVES-J=STR?240
.GSTR STR?241,"There's no one here by that name.
"
BY-THAT-NAME=STR?241
.GSTR STR?242,"You reach in as far as you can, but feel nothing.
"
NOTHING-IN-REACH=STR?242
.GSTR STR?243,"It won't budge.
"
WONT-BUDGE=STR?243
.GSTR STR?244,"garbed in a white apron and wearing a puffy white chef's hat."
COOK-DESC=STR?244
.GSTR STR?245,"is hunched over one of the desks, wearing suspenders, a bow tie, thick eyeglasses, and a green visor."
BOOKKEEPER-DESC=STR?245
.GSTR STR?246,"""'Ere you pass to the west, you must first pass this test! Show me an object which no one has ever seen before and which no one will ever see again!""
"
ERE-YOU-PASS=STR?246
.GSTR STR?247,"Not a chance -- unless you have a team of carpenters in your pocket.
"
CARPENTERS=STR?247
.GSTR STR?248,"The spenseweed is deeply rooted.
"
DEEPLY-ROOTED=STR?248
.GSTR STR?249,"Fenshire"
.GSTR STR?252,"The cellar has been picked clean by the fleeing thousands -- but wait, what's this in the corner? Ah, an unopened walnut!"
.GSTR STR?263,"southeast"
.GSTR STR?267,"parchments"
.GSTR STR?268,"Dimwit is seated at the dais, surrounded by his most trusted advisors."
.GSTR STR?269,"Lord Dimwit Flathead the Excessive ruled the Great Underground Empire from 770 GUE through 789 GUE. For more information about the life of Dimwit, we refer the reader to 'The Lives of the Twelve Flatheads' by Boswell Barwell."
.GSTR STR?295,"A common earthworm is wriggling through the grass."
.GSTR STR?296,"piece of rubber"
.GSTR STR?297,"Instantly, the worm stops wriggling."
.GSTR STR?302,"nutcracker"
.GSTR STR?303,"The lobster stops moving. Frozen as it is, with pincers outstretched, it looks like nothing less than a large nutcracker. In fact, it IS a nutcracker!"
.GSTR STR?304,"""A common aquarium pet."""
.GSTR STR?305,"starfish"
.GSTR STR?306,"star"
.GSTR STR?307,"The starfish, as still as it was before, becomes even more still."
.GSTR STR?309,"torches"
.GSTR STR?310,"All the other torches were picking on me."
.GSTR STR?311,"Everyone likes the flickering torch better than me."
.GSTR STR?312,"I saw the guttering torch wasting oil!"
.GSTR STR?313,"How come I didn't get made out of top-quality wood like the other torches?"
.GSTR STR?314,"The muttering torch was talking about burning down the castle."
.GSTR STR?315,"flickering torch"
.GSTR STR?316,"formerly flickering torch"
.GSTR STR?317,"flick"
.GSTR STR?318,"human palm odors"
.GSTR STR?319,"the unfairness of existence as a torch"
.GSTR STR?320,"being held too tightly"
.GSTR STR?321,"the callous discarding of burned-out torches"
.GSTR STR?322,"the uncomfortableness of most sconces"
.GSTR STR?323,"guttering torch"
.GSTR STR?324,"formerly guttering torch"
.GSTR STR?325,"gutt"
.GSTR STR?327,"You spot a flash of pink amongst the flora. It's a flamingo!"
.GSTR STR?328,"lawn ornament"
.GSTR STR?329,"The flamingo becomes motionless."
.GSTR STR?336,"The shelves are all dusty and bare -- except for one small bag with some printing on it."
.GSTR STR?337,"""Hello, Flamingo Owner! The enclosed food provides a balanced, nutritious diet for your flamingo. Our food is specially formulated for the finicky flamingo. WARNING: Poisonous to humans. Another fine product of the Frobozz Magic Flamingo Food Company."""
.GSTR STR?338,"bars of food"
.GSTR STR?339,"Aarrgghh! Poison!"
.GSTR STR?345,"Although no one has entered this secret passage in years, a lit candle is mounted here, its flame casting dancing shadows across the uneven walls."
.GSTR STR?351,"Sitting on a cushioned window seat, illuminated by a shaft of sunlight, rests an ancient iron key."
.GSTR STR?362,"The last prisoner in the oubliette must have been a sailor; an old seaman's cap lies discarded in the corner."
.GSTR STR?363,"A stoppered glass flask with a skull-and-crossbones marking is here. The flask is filled with some clear liquid."
.GSTR STR?364,"There is a skull-and-crossbones engraved on the glass."
.GSTR STR?365,"fatal."
.GSTR STR?375,"A 100-ugh dumbbell is sitting here, looking heavy."
.GSTR STR?379,"It seems that a wizard must have been a recent guest at the castle, since a rather typical wizardly wand is lying here."
.GSTR STR?380,"""Wands are among the most useful forms of magic; the wand is merely pointed at the object to be ensorcelled."""
.GSTR STR?381,"One of the unicorns stiffens; its mate is understandably disturbed and, in an un-unicorn-like display of temper, impales you on the tip of a pointy horn."
.GSTR STR?382,"You turn into a handsome statue of yourself. A pigeon swoops down, lands on your head, and gives a pigeony whistle which translates roughly to, ""Hey, guys, I've found a really great new statue for shitting on!"" Several thousand additional pigeons swoop down, and you're crushed to dust under the resultant tonnage of excrement."
.GSTR STR?383,"The executioner solidifies into a stone statue of himself! After a pair of grunting guards finish dragging him away and a replacement executioner arrives, you are led into a back room, where people who deserve something even worse than hanging are taken."
.GSTR STR?393,"A large inscription says, ""Made by the Frobozz Magic Toboggan Company."" Below that is a faded image of a blooming morgia plant, with the name ""Morgiabud."" It's possible that this sled may have once belonged to publishing giant William Randolph Flathead (a.k.a. ""Citizen Flathead"")."
.GSTR STR?397,"rope"
.GSTR STR?398,"The snake shivers and shimmers and is then still. Too still. You approach, tentatively at first, then with more conviction. The snake is gone, replaced by (or turned into!) a good, heavy rope."
.GSTR STR?399," and bites you viciously on the wrist."
.GSTR STR?406,"""Hello, Builder!
Your Magic Passage should last you for many useful years. To install, simply INSTALL THE PASSAGE IN THE _____ WALL. Remember, your Magic Passage, once installed, is not removable! Please contact your dealer with any questions or problems!
Another fine product of the Frobozz Magic Passage Company."""
.GSTR STR?408,"At the far end of the cavern sits an ancient battery-powered brass lantern."
.GSTR STR?409,"You can barely read the worn letters: ""T. A. F."""
.GSTR STR?423,"""A class of saprophytic parasitical plants which lack chlorophyll and are frequently found in the less hygienic cavities of brogmoids."""
.GSTR STR?547,"Tiny lettering says, ""Frobozz Magic Homing Pigeon Company."""
.GSTR STR?548,"several feet underground, thus saving the Undertakers Guild some work."
.GSTR STR?549,"North of Anthar
You find yourself coiled up inside a very nasty bunch of sharp, rusty, barbed wire."
.GSTR STR?550,"You appear in a totally alien world, near a purple forest and a lake of molten rock. A giant slug-shaped creature oozes up and devours you."
.GSTR STR?551,"You find yourself in a gray void. The life is sucked slowly from you."
.GSTR STR?582,"There's not a horse in sight. However, there is a rooster here, strutting back and forth between the stalls."
.GSTR STR?583,"weather vane"
.GSTR STR?584,"The rooster stops moving and takes on the complexion of wrought iron."
.GSTR STR?594,"foxes"
.GSTR STR?595,"A fox is leaning against a nearby tree, looking sly."
.GSTR STR?596,"fox stole"
.GSTR STR?597,"The fox's eyes turn glassy."
.GSTR STR?602,"cross the bridge"
.GSTR STR?621,"Sitting on a piece of rubble is an anti-pit bomb."
.GSTR STR?622,"""Is your cavern infested with bottomless pits? If so, this anti-pit bomb is the answer to your prayers! Instructions: simply enter the pitted room and throw the bomb. All pit-filling agents are harmless; no protective gear is required!
Another fine product of the Frobozz Magic Bottomless Pit Bomb Company."""
.GSTR STR?623,"You hear the pits filling in, accompanied by the sound of a legion of slavering creatures lurking forth. Unhindered by the darkness, they converge on you, with sharp fangs and ravenous appetites."
.GSTR STR?629,"The only intact orbs seem to be a milky orb, a fiery orb, a glittery orb, and a smoky orb."
.GSTR STR?646,"boxes"
.GSTR STR?647,"One of the sinners has apparently dropped a box here. The box has some writing on it."
.GSTR STR?648,"""Squid Repellent! Contents: 1 pellet. Dissolves slowly in water, keeps squid away for hours! Another fine product of the Frobozz Magic Squid Repellent Company."""
.GSTR STR?789,"None"
.GSTR STR?790,"One"
.GSTR STR?791,"Two"
.GSTR STR?792,"Three"
.GSTR STR?793,"All"
.GSTR STR?824,"west"
.GSTR STR?825,"northwest"
.GSTR STR?826,"southwest"
.GSTR STR?827,"east"
.GSTR STR?828,"northeast"
.GSTR STR?834,"spyglasses"
.GSTR STR?835,"flies"
.GSTR STR?850,"sizul"
.GSTR STR?851,"fzorty"
.GSTR STR?852,"xzilch"
.GSTR STR?853,"fublitskee"
.GSTR STR?854,"zastic"
.GSTR STR?855,"aulderfoo"
.GSTR STR?856,"lizowurt"
.GSTR STR?857,"eldablitz"
.GSTR STR?858,"mordex"
.GSTR STR?859,"hildebud"
.GSTR STR?863,"You pass out from extreme hunger."
.GSTR STR?881,"A long wooden club lies on the turf. There is something engraved on the club's thick end."
.GSTR STR?882,"A symbol which resembles a winged rodent is engraved on the barrel of the club."
.GSTR STR?883," Yer out!"""
.GSTR STR?912,"up"
.GSTR STR?913,"down"
.GSTR STR?916,"Hideoz"
.GSTR STR?917,"Bivotar"
.GSTR STR?918,"Urgwitz"
.GSTR STR?919,"Foofoonap"
.GSTR STR?920,"Elderbar"
.GSTR STR?921,"Goozums"
.GSTR STR?922,"Syovar"
.GSTR STR?923,"Buck"
.GSTR STR?924,"Spike"
.GSTR STR?925,"Zippy"
.GSTR STR?926,"Magglebar"
.GSTR STR?927,"Barfoo"
.GSTR STR?928," You pass out from a shortage of air."
.GSTR STR?931,"goggles"
.GSTR STR?932,"Sitting in the corner is a wooden shipping crate with some writing stencilled across the top."
.GSTR STR?933,"""1000 Clown Noses, Red
Frobozz Magic Clown Nose Company"""
.GSTR STR?1660,"yellow-green"
.GSTR STR?1661,"unfriendly"
.GSTR STR?1662,"underneath"
.GSTR STR?1663,"underground"
.GSTR STR?1664,"tremendous"
.GSTR STR?1665,"translucent"
.GSTR STR?1666,"superbrief"
.GSTR STR?1667,"stunningly"
.GSTR STR?1668,"stradivarius"
.GSTR STR?1669,"stepladder"
.GSTR STR?1670,"stencilled"
.GSTR STR?1671,"spenseweed"
.GSTR STR?1672,"skin-tight"
.GSTR STR?1673,"shadowland"
.GSTR STR?1674,"self-portrait"
.GSTR STR?1675,"screwdriver"
.GSTR STR?1676,"reproduction"
.GSTR STR?1677,"representation"
.GSTR STR?1678,"reflective"
.GSTR STR?1679,"reflection"
.GSTR STR?1680,"rectangular"
.GSTR STR?1681,"quintuplet"
.GSTR STR?1682,"quadruplet"
.GSTR STR?1683,"proclamation"
.GSTR STR?1684,"prevaricon"
.GSTR STR?1685,"portcullis"
.GSTR STR?1686,"poorly-dug"
.GSTR STR?1687,"philharmonic"
.GSTR STR?1688,"passageway"
.GSTR STR?1689,"ornamented"
.GSTR STR?1690,"north-south"
.GSTR STR?1691,"nine-gloop"
.GSTR STR?1692,"mumberthrax"
.GSTR STR?1693,"monogrammed"
.GSTR STR?1694,"mizniaport"
.GSTR STR?1695,"mist-covered"
.GSTR STR?1696,"merry-go-round"
.GSTR STR?1697,"manuscript"
.GSTR STR?1698,"machicolation"
.GSTR STR?1699,"laboratory"
.GSTR STR?1700,"key-shaped"
.GSTR STR?1701,"iron-reinforced"
.GSTR STR?1702,"invisiclues"
.GSTR STR?1703,"international"
.GSTR STR?1704,"instruments"
.GSTR STR?1705,"instructions"
.GSTR STR?1706,"inscription"
.GSTR STR?1707,"inquisition"
.GSTR STR?1708,"ingredients"
.GSTR STR?1709,"ineptitude"
.GSTR STR?1710,"incredibly"
.GSTR STR?1711,"inanimation"
.GSTR STR?1712,"impressive"
.GSTR STR?1713,"hexagon-shaped"
.GSTR STR?1714,"headquarters"
.GSTR STR?1715,"half-buried"
.GSTR STR?1716,"gumffbeast"
.GSTR STR?1717,"grubbo-by-the-sea"
.GSTR STR?1718,"greenhouse"
.GSTR STR?1719,"gate-tower"
.GSTR STR?1720,"furgalneti"
.GSTR STR?1721,"frobozzica"
.GSTR STR?1722,"frightening"
.GSTR STR?1723,"freshwater"
.GSTR STR?1724,"four-gloop"
.GSTR STR?1725,"forbidding"
.GSTR STR?1726,"flickering"
.GSTR STR?1727,"flatheadia"
.GSTR STR?1728,"eye-catching"
.GSTR STR?1729,"extinguish"
.GSTR STR?1730,"executioner"
.GSTR STR?1731,"everything"
.GSTR STR?1732,"end.of.input"
.GSTR STR?1733,"encyclopedia"
.GSTR STR?1734,"duncanthrax"
.GSTR STR?1735,"drawbridge"
.GSTR STR?1736,"downstairs"
.GSTR STR?1737,"depression"
.GSTR STR?1738,"deactivate"
.GSTR STR?1739,"construction"
.GSTR STR?1740,"comfortable"
.GSTR STR?1741,"combination"
.GSTR STR?1742,"cocksucker"
.GSTR STR?1743,"certificate"
.GSTR STR?1744,"cannonball"
.GSTR STR?1745,"brogmoidism"
.GSTR STR?1746,"bottomless"
.GSTR STR?1747,"borphbelly"
.GSTR STR?1748,"bookkeeping"
.GSTR STR?1749,"bookkeeper"
.GSTR STR?1750,"belowdecks"
.GSTR STR?1751,"battery-powered"
.GSTR STR?1752,"adventurer"
.GSTR STR?1753,"accardi-by-the-sea"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "STARTUP"
.GSTR STR?59,"Z O R K Z E R O"
.GSTR STR?60,"The Revenge of Megaboz"
.GSTR STR?61,"designed and written by"
.GSTR STR?62,"Steve Meretzky"
.GSTR STR?63,"based on a concept by"
.GSTR STR?64,"Tim Anderson"
.GSTR STR?65,"Marc Blank"
.GSTR STR?66,"Dave Lebling"
.GSTR STR?67,"original graphics designed for the Amiga by"
.GSTR STR?68,"James Shook"
.GSTR STR?69,"graphical translations"
.GSTR STR?70,"Tanya Allan"
.GSTR STR?71,"Andy Briggs"
.GSTR STR?72,"Denise Audette"
.GSTR STR?73,"Joy Pulver"
.GSTR STR?74,"Charlie Voner"
.GSTR STR?75,"design and implementation of InfoParser Mark Two"
.GSTR STR?76,"Stu Galley"
.GSTR STR?77,"design and implementation of XZIP development system"
.GSTR STR?78,"interpreter implementation"
.GSTR STR?79,"Macintosh: Duncan Blanchard"
.GSTR STR?80,"Apple II: Jon Arnold"
.GSTR STR?81,"IBM: Scott Fray"
.GSTR STR?82,"Amiga: Clarence Din"
.GSTR STR?83,"testing"
.GSTR STR?84,"Kurt Boutin"
.GSTR STR?85,"Gary Brennan"
.GSTR STR?86,"Amy Briggs"
.GSTR STR?87,"Liz Cyr-Jones"
.GSTR STR?88,"Craig Fields"
.GSTR STR?89,"Jacob Galley"
.GSTR STR?90,"Adam Glass"
.GSTR STR?91,"Tyler Gore"
.GSTR STR?92,"Matt Hillman"
.GSTR STR?93,"Shaun Kelly"
.GSTR STR?94,"Adam Levesque"
.GSTR STR?95,"Patti Pizer"
.GSTR STR?96,"Joe Prosser"
.GSTR STR?97,"Steve Watkins"
.GSTR STR?98,"package design"
.GSTR STR?99,"Carl Genatassio"
.GSTR STR?100,"Elizabeth Langosy"
.GSTR STR?101,"calendar design"
.GSTR STR?102,"calendar art"
.GSTR STR?103,"Ed Parker"
.GSTR STR?285,"The wizard casually dispatches you with a shaft of fire, much as you might casually dispatch a mosquito that was bothering you."
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.SEGMENT "FENSHIRE"
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.GSTR STR?261,"dive under the table"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.SEGMENT "STARTUP"
.GSTR STR?286,"Megaboz was a mysterious wizard who lived a hermit's life in the Fublio Valley. Some say he cast a Curse which will someday destroy the Empire, but royal spokesmen have denied all such rumors. Megaboz vanished in 789 GUE; it is said that the effort of casting the Curse destroyed him."
MEGABOZ-TEXT=STR?286
.SEGMENT "FENSHIRE"
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.GSTR STR?265,"""Servant! You're supposed to be waiting on guests! This is uncalled for... unheard of... unforgivable!"" Your execution is quick but painful."
.GSTR STR?257,"go west"
.GSTR STR?254,"wait"
.GSTR STR?255,"go northeast"
.GSTR STR?259,"enter the banquet hall"
.GSTR STR?266,"The napkin is embroidered with a large, flowery ""F."""
.GSTR STR?264,", including you. I guess those people who dove under tables knew what they were doing."
.GSTR STR?253,"Every keg has been removed, and the floor is mottled with purple stains. Stone stairs lead upward, and the cellar continues to the south."
.GSTR STR?260,"examine the gaunt man"
.GSTR STR?258,"walk east"
.GSTR STR?256,"walk south"
.GSTR STR?262,"pick up the scrap of parchment"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?193,"""The grue was once a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet was adventurers, but its insatiable appetite was tempered by its fear of light. No grue was ever seen by the light of day, and few ever survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.""
The encyclopedia goes on to say, ""Grues were eradicated from the face of the world during the time of Entharion, many by his own hand and his legendary blade Grueslayer. Although it has now been many a century since the last grue sighting, old hags still delight in scaring children by telling them that grues still lurk in the bottomless pits of the Empire, and will one day lurk forth again."""
.GSTR STR?203,"Son of a gun! There's no entry about you! This is one worthless encyclopedia, huh? Why, you're about as famous as they come! At least a third of the people in your village have heard of you, for instance..."
.GSTR STR?251,"This is where food is stored. A stair leads up, and another part of the cellar lies to the north."
.GSTR STR?287,"This is the huge central chamber of Dimwit's castle. The ceiling was lowered at some point in the past, which helped reduce the frequency of storm clouds forming in the upper regions of the hall. Arched openings lead off in the four cardinal directions. A wide stair leads up to the balcony, and an equally wide but ominously dark stair leads downward."
.GSTR STR?288,"A calendar for 883 GUE is lying here."
.GSTR STR?289,"[This is the ""Lives of the Twelve Flatheads Calendar"" which you can find in your Zork Zero package.]"
.GSTR STR?290,"A proclamation hangs on the wall."
.GSTR STR?291,"""The one who can stop the Curse of Megaboz, and save the land from destruction, shall be rewarded with half the wealth of the Empire.
(signed) Wurb Flathead
King of Quendor
Protector of the Empire
Ruler of all the Known Lands"""
.GSTR STR?292,"The closed portcullis covers the doorway."
.GSTR STR?293,"Some say I fly, but I'm not a bird; I'm often wasted, or so I've heard. Though I go on endlessly, there's never enough of me! What am I?"""
.GSTR STR?300,"This is where many of Dimwit's guests would come and sit after dinner, for wine, conversation, and any other whim that might pop into Dimwit's head. There are doorways to the east, west and south."
.GSTR STR?301,"""A deep-rooting underwater plant. Once established, it can usually only be removed by using certain spells of wilting. The misconception that spenseweed is a common roadside weed has been perpetuated by grossly inaccurate entries in the last several editions of THE LORE AND LEGENDS OF QUENDOR."""
.GSTR STR?308,"This is a small room for the storage of torches. The torches kept here are generally short-lived, for the purpose of brief forays into the darker regions of the castle. To the east is the lone exit."
.GSTR STR?326,"Dimwit designed this garden to match a fairy tale he enjoyed as a child, and subsequent kings added their own touches, creating a hugely confusing maze of flowers and shrubbery and statuary and trees and fountains and pools and bridges and gazebos. Now somewhat overgrown, the garden is seemingly endless, but you recall that the primary exits lie to the north, east, and southwest."
.GSTR STR?340,"You stand atop the main building of the castle. A tall tower is visible to the south, but can't be reached from here. The only exit is down a ladder."
.GSTR STR?341,"This is a tremendous meeting room where thousands of visitors would queue up every day for an audience with Dimwit or one of his successors. Such visitors were usually wasting their time; Dimwit rarely had the patience to see even one person a day. A plush red carpet leads from the main doorway on the north wall to the golden throne, fringed with red tassels, which towers above the floor. Behind the throne, a smaller doorway leads south."
.GSTR STR?342,"An overdone sceptre, ornamented with colored enamel and tapering to a sharp point, is lying by the throne."
.GSTR STR?371,"""Peggleboz, a popular game of jumping pegs, is named after its creator, Gustav Peggleboz (399 - 456 GUE)."""
.GSTR STR?372,"""Rules for PEGGLEBOZ:
1. Pegs can only move by jumping another peg.
2. Pegs can only jump one peg per move.
3. Pegs jumped are removed.
4. Your goal is to end up with one peg in the starting hole.
5. To begin, simply type PLAY PEGGLEBOZ!"""
.GSTR STR?373,"This is a plushly carpeted room draped in deeply hued velvets and satins. The sole exit is south."
.GSTR STR?374,"Dimwit despised all forms of exercise; this room must have been a later addition by one of his successors. Doorways lead north and southwest."
.GSTR STR?376,"For generations, the Kings of Quendor have come here to sweat off excess pounds (which, given their excessive infatuation with chocolate truffles, was plenty often). The only exit is northeast."
.GSTR STR?377,"This wide corridor runs the length of the east wing of the castle. The corridor ends at a large door to the west. There are openings to the north, south and east."
.GSTR STR?378,"This is where visitors to the castle would stay. Many stayed for decades. Passages lead east and west."
.GSTR STR?384,"These are the spartan rooms where the servants lived (if you can actually call this ""living""). A passage leads west and a narrow stair spirals upward."
.GSTR STR?385,"None of the Flatheads were particularly religious, but that didn't stop Dimwit from building the biggest chapel in all of Quendor. The exit is north, at the rear of the chapel. Just below the altar is a small trap door."
.GSTR STR?788,"The encyclopedia scoffs at this silly little legend about an oracle which offered bits of wisdom and could transport believers to distant regions."
.GSTR STR?929,"The denomination of the bill is 100,000 zorkmids. Only one such bill was ever printed, and that was at the personal request of J. Pierpont Flathead."
.GSTR STR?930,"The Tower of Bozbar, an ancient game of unknown origin, consists of three pegs and a pile of weights. The goal is to move the pile from one peg to another, moving one weight at a time, with the constraint that no weight can ever be placed atop a smaller weight. Many people say that the Tower of Bozbar is a superb method of mental relaxation. [Obviously, none of these people have ever played Zork Zero.]"
.GSTR STR?934,"The manuscript is entitled ""On the Discoloration of Roadside Slush."" You try reading it, but keep dozing off on the third or fourth word."
.GSTR STR?935,"""Potions are the most accessible form of magic for the masses, since they are simply drunk like water. No lessons in complicated spell-casting are required."""
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.GSTR STR?800,"In the bony hand of one of the skeletons, locked in its death grip, is a stunningly beautiful sapphire."
.GSTR STR?504,"""Entharion the Wise united the warring city-states of Galepath and Mareilon, forming the kingdom of Quendor. As Quendor's first king, Entharion built the castle Largoneth, and ruled over a kingdom which was little more than what is currently the province of Frobozz. Our current calendar dates from the first year of Entharion's reign."""
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?335,"In the shadow of one of the shelves is a key-shaped button, which is blinking rhythmically."
.GSTR STR?282,"boiling with amazing energy, sending steaming geysers shooting up into the roiling black clouds which swirl around it"
.GSTR STR?281,"boiling violently beneath a gathering storm of noisome smoke"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?483,"""Fenshire is a swampy region which stretches east of the Flathead Mountains to the edge of the world. The summer castle of the Flatheads is located in a remote section of Fenshire."""
.GSTR STR?445,"""Fisha is a small wand producer in Foozle, specializing in Wands of Inanimation. Their wands tend to have a very limited life."""
.GSTR STR?444,"""Snarfem, a two-player game of removing pebbles, originated in Mithicus and comes from an ancient Mithican word meaning 'to collect pebbles or small stones.'"""
.GSTR STR?490,"""Borphee, a large industrial city in the westlands, is the capital of the Greater Borphee province."""
.GSTR STR?517,"[Please see ""The Lives of the Twelve Flatheads Calendar"" that came in your Zork Zero package.]"
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?333,"You are in some sort of storage closet, which opens to the north. A ladder leads upward."
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?511,"A tiny entry mentions that Belboz is the name of a young enchanter in the Accardi chapter of the Enchanter's Guild."
.GSTR STR?491,"""A crackpot religious sect; its followers believe that the Curse of Megaboz can be forestalled by executing every person in the Empire."""
.GSTR STR?484,"""An ancient game of warfare, playing on a checkered field of 64 squares."""
.GSTR STR?478,"""A creature, possibly mythical, said to live in the extreme northlands of Quendor."""
.GSTR STR?473,"""An architect known for his underground condominium complexes, Pickthorn is an avid enthusiast of jousting, chess, and tiddlywinks, and has been known to incorporate some or all of these themes into his designs."""
.GSTR STR?457,"""An irrestibly cuddly animal."""
.GSTR STR?452,"""Curse Day is the anniversary of the death of Lord Dimwit Flathead the Excessive. Some aver that, on that day in 779 GUE, a great wizard cast a mighty Curse, and that on the 94th anniversary of that day the Empire will collapse. Historians today dismiss this as a silly schoolyard legend."""
.GSTR STR?442,"""A bottom-dwelling aquatic creature."""
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?271,"barely bubbling"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?469,"""Greatest of the modern philosophers, Zorbius Blattus is a popular debunker of Brogmoidism and other strange religious sects."""
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?270,"key-shaped button"
.GSTR STR?334,"blinking key-shaped button"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?447,"""One of the kings of the Flathead Dynasty."""
.GSTR STR?446,"""One of the kings of the Entharion Dynasty."""
.GSTR STR?506,"""Antharia, the island province, is located in the middle of the Flathead Ocean. It is known for its shipbuilding, marble cutting, and granola mining industries, and is the home of Flathead Stadium. The capital is Anthar."""
.GSTR STR?505,"""Galepath and Mareilon were the two ancient cities of Quendor, which were united by Entharion the Wise in the distant past. Mareilon was destroyed in 773 GUE by the Endless Fire."""
.GSTR STR?464,"""Once a richly verdant area at the southern tip of the Flathead Mountains, the valley was defoliated in the late eighth century. For some odd reason, it has always been a favorite spot for wizards who enjoy a hermitic lifestyle."""
.GSTR STR?521,"The Four Fantastic Flies of Famathria, each bigger and more succulent than the last, is a legend fabricated by a race of toad creatures who once lived somewhere beyond the oceans of the world. Seafarers report that these toads were ugly, cantankerous, and eternally hungry."
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?278,"violently churning and emitting huge puffs of dark smoke"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?460,"There's no entry for ""Zork."" Not surprising. This is just the prequel; it hasn't been written yet!"
.GSTR STR?515,"""See FLATHEAD OCEAN."""
.GSTR STR?513,"""See GREAT UNDERGROUND EMPIRE."""
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?280,"churning and roiling beneath a whirlpool of thick black smoke"
.GSTR STR?279,"churning very violently and giving off clouds of black smoke"
.GSTR STR?277,"churning actively and emitting large puffs of smoke"
.GSTR STR?331,"Twelve large paintings cover the walls of this long, tall room. The main exit is north, but there's also a small opening to the south."
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?482,"""Frobesius Fublius was a painter who specialized in rebuses. A mysterious figure, he reputedly lived near the Zorbel Pass and vanished toward the end of the eighth century."""
.GSTR STR?455,"""Froblo Park was Thomas Alva Edison's laboratory."""
.GSTR STR?440,"""FrobozzCo International is a vast conglomerate of thousands upon thousands of companies. It can trace its origin to the Frobozz Magic Cave Company, which was formed at the behest of King Duncanthraz in 668 GUE. Headquartered in the 400-story FrobozzCo Building in Flatheadia, FrobozzCo's corporate motto is 'You name it, we do it!'"""
.GSTR STR?439,"""Nice try, but no help here! (signed) The Jester."""
.GSTR STR?512,"""This wide pass through the Flathead Mountains, at the southern end of the range, connects the Fublio and Frigid River valleys. The Zorbel Pass was the site of the Diablo Massacre in 666 GUE."""
.GSTR STR?500,"""This small, mountainous province, sandwiched between Gurth and Miznia, is a popular vacation spot."""
.GSTR STR?498,"""This province, which lies to the north of Miznia and Mithicus, is chiefly woods and farmland. The Fields of Frotzen, in central Gurth, are known as the Breadbasket of Quendor. The capital of the province is Gurth City."""
.GSTR STR?451,"""A Mithican chameleon skin's is said to be able to imitate any color the eye can see... and more."""
.GSTR STR?479,"""Duncanthrax the Bellicose, the first king of the Flathead Dynasty, took the throne from Zilbo III during a palace revolt on the last day of 659 GUE. Duncanthrax expanded the kingdom by conquering Antharia and most of the eastlands. He also moved the capital from Largoneth to Egreth."""
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?283,"almost lost amongst the clouds of dark power and energy which surround the kettle, glowing and expanding from explosions deep within"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?801,"""The legend of the accursed Jewel of Jerrimore can trace its origins to the third century B.E. in the northlands of Frobozz. This jewel, which in most versions of the legend is a star sapphire, is said to have been cursed by the Mage of Jerrimore as he lay upon his deathbed.
As he sickened, this powerful but twisted wizard became convinced that his enemies had poisoned him to gain possession of his greatest treasure, the Jewel of Jerrimore. With his dying breath, he loosed a great and evil curse upon the Jewel and all who would possess it.
After the Mage's death, each of his heirs took possession of the jewel; each held it jealously, mistrusting any who might look upon it; each became obsessed with the greed and treachery they perceived around them; and each came to early and horrible deaths. Thus grew the legend of the cursed Jewel.
Although the legends vary, all versions say that the Jewel travelled through many lands, always leaving a wake of misery and death, and finally became lost in a forgotten iron mine."""
.GSTR STR?514,"""The kingdom of Quendor was renamed the Great Underground Empire by Lord Dimwit Flathead when he became ruler in 770 GUE. It encompasses all the lands on both sides of the Great Sea, although most of the underground portions of the empire are in the eastlands."""
.GSTR STR?508,"""The granola mines in northern Antharia once supplied seemingly limitless quantities of granola. Since the Granola Riots of 865 GUE, the causes of which are well known, the output of the mines has fallen sharply."""
.GSTR STR?507,"""The capital of Antharia."""
.GSTR STR?503,"""The strange wandering village of Thriff has, at one time or another, been located in most of the provinces of the westlands. Rumor has it that the Guildmaster of Thriff's enchanters constantly moves the town in an attempt to find a more benevolent climate for his terrible hayfever."""
.GSTR STR?501,"""The Fields of Frotzen, fertile farmland in the heart of Gurth province, produces an annual bounty of grain and are freqently referred to as the Breadbasket of Quendor."""
.GSTR STR?497,"""The capital and largest city in Miznia."""
.GSTR STR?495,"""The Veritassi, who dwell near Port Foozle, have two interesting quirks: They never lie, and they feed unwelcome visitors to ravenous hellhounds."""
.GSTR STR?494,"""The Prevaricons, who dwell near Port Foozle, have two interesting quirks: They always lie, and they feed unwelcome visitors to ravenous hellhounds."""
.GSTR STR?493,"""The Wishyfoo, who live in the vicinity of Port Foozle, alternately tell the truth and tell a lie with every successive statement they make. Sometimes they start with a lie, sometimes with a truth, but they always alternate thereafter."""
.GSTR STR?488,"""The Battle of Ragweed Gulch, fought in 789 GUE, is most notable for the death of Stonewall Flathead."""
.GSTR STR?487,"""The Zucchini Wars, which devastated seven provinces during the fifth century, were finally ended by the Treaty of Znurg."""
.GSTR STR?486,"""The Treaty of Znurg, signed in 474 GUE, ended the Zucchini Wars."""
.GSTR STR?481,"""The Castle Largoneth was built by Entharion the Wise back in the misty times at the dawn of the empire. It served as the capital of the kingdom until Duncanthrax constructed Egreth in 660 GUE. Largoneth still stands, lonely and deserted, on the coast of Frobozz."""
.GSTR STR?480,"""The Castle Egreth served as the seat of royal power from the reign of Duncanthrax (who moved the capital from Largoneth in 660 GUE) through the reign of Dimwit (who moved the capital to Flatheadia in 771 GUE). Egreth was, and still is, reputed to be the most dangerous locale in the kingdom."""
.GSTR STR?477,"""The Frigid River Valley, a province of the Great Underground Empire, encompasses the 15,322 square bloits which form the runoff basin of the Frigid River."""
.GSTR STR?471,"""The Royal Museum, built by Lord Dimwit Flathead in 777 GUE, houses the crown jewels, a technology display, and a famous royal puzzle-maze."""
.GSTR STR?470,"""The Shadowland (a.k.a. the Land of Shadow) is a barren area of rolling hills, south of Flatheadia and deep underground. It lies near the point where the Flathead Ocean's eastern shore dips underground."""
.GSTR STR?468,"""The Diablo Massacre occured at the Zorbel Pass in 666 GUE when the invading armies of King Duncanthrax met a native militia of trollish warriors. The invaders were outnumbered but well-armed; the natives were equipped only with wooden clubs and a large piece of very strong garlic. Military historians consider the routing of the native militia as a key moment in the conquering of the eastlands."""
.GSTR STR?463,"""The bloit is the Empire's most common unit for measuring distances. The bloit is defined as the distance the king's favorite pet runs in an hour. As the discerning reader can tell from this definition, the length of the bloit changes dramatically from ruler to ruler. (Rarely more dramatically than in 619 GUE, when Bozbo IV -- who adored his windcat -- died, and was succeeded by Mumbo II -- who was equally enamored of his very, very ancient turtle). Land is usually measured in square bloits."""
.GSTR STR?459,"""The Endless Fire destroyed Mareilon in 773 GUE."""
.GSTR STR?458,"""The fleetest land animal."""
.GSTR STR?456,"""The official biographer of the Flatheads, Boswell Barwell is the author of such notable works as THE LIVES OF THE TWELVE FLATHEADS and MUMBERTHRAX: THE MAN BEHIND THE LEGEND."""
.GSTR STR?454,"""The Enchanter's Guild has several thousand members scattered in chapters throughout the land. Amongst the more influential chapters are the ones located in Thriff and Accardi."""
.GSTR STR?453,"""The Zorkmid is the unit of currency of the Great Underground Empire."""
.GSTR STR?450,"""The westlands comprise those provinces which lie on the western shore of the Great Sea, such as Borphee, Gurth and Frobozz."""
.GSTR STR?449,"""The eastlands comprise those provinces which lie on the eastern shore of the Great Sea, such as Flatheadia and the Fublio Valley."""
.GSTR STR?441,"""The Great Underground Highway is a system of toll roads stretching thoughout both the eastland and westland provinces."""
.GSTR STR?485,"According to this article, Megaboz was a mysterious wizard who lived a hermit's life in the Fublio Valley. It is said he cast a Curse which will someday bring down the Empire, but royal spokesmen have denied all such rumors. Megaboz vanished in 789 GUE; some say the effort of casting the Curse destroyed him."
.GSTR STR?509,"The entry calls Flathead Stadium ""The House that Babe Built,"" a tribute to Babe Flathead's popularity as a gate attraction. Located just outside Anthar, the stadium was supposedly large enough to hold every man, woman, and child in Quendor."
.GSTR STR?476,"The entry simply reads, ""There are some things that man was not meant to know."""
.GSTR STR?467,"The entry describes Flood Control Dam #3 as a great engineering feat of the late 8th century, made possible by a grant of 37 million zorkmids from Dimwit Flathead the Excessive. The dam forms a huge reservoir, and its spillover is the source of the Frigid River. The article goes into construction techniques, the dam's appeal as a tourist attraction, and the financial impact of the dam's cost on the economy of the GUE."
.GSTR STR?466,"""A very obscure hermit enchanter."""
.GSTR STR?510,"""Foozle, which lies several bloits west of Flatheadia, is the primary seaport of the Frigid River Valley, and is a common departure point for ships to Antharia."""
.GSTR STR?499,"""Gurth City is the capital of Gurth province."""
.GSTR STR?474,"""Foobia is the tallest peak in the Flathead Mountains, perhaps in the entire world. It lies toward the southern end of the range, near the Zorbel Pass, and its apex is always hidden by clouds. It is believed that no one has ever scaled this mighty peak."""
.GSTR STR?522,"This is one of the oldest and dearest legends in the annals of Quendor. Zilbeetha, a beautiful maiden, somehow angered an evil mage, and was placed under enchantment and turned into a crystal orb on the very day that she was to be wed. The heartbroken groom, who is always depicted holding a fragile bloom, sought help from the wizard's goodly twin. The good wizard turned the groom to stone, that he might stay young until the day Zilbeetha was returned to him. The legend also has an ominous note; returning a false orb would result in death."
.GSTR STR?520,"The cover reads ""Encyclopedia Frobozzica, Illustrated Edition. Copyright 882 GUE. A publication of the Frobozz Magic Encyclopedia Company."" It would take weeks to read the entire encyclopedia, but you could read about specific persons or things."
.GSTR STR?438,"This dust-filled chamber once contained copies of every book ever written, but all of them have been taken by the fleeing populace as reading material for their long journeys to safe havens. The only exit is south."
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?330,"This wide balcony, itself larger than most castles, overlooks the Great Hall. Banners and pennants are draped from the railing into the hall below, which can be reached via the wide stair. A passage leads off to the south."
.GSTR STR?276,"bubbling, churning, and smoking heavily"
.GSTR STR?275,"bubbling and churning"
.GSTR STR?274,"bubbling very actively"
.GSTR STR?273,"bubbling actively"
.GSTR STR?272,"bubbling quietly"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?524,"Flatheadia has been the capital of the Great Underground Empire since Dimwit built his castle there in 770 GUE. (The former seat of royal government was Egreth, in the Westlands.) Although still the largest population center in the Eastlands, Flatheadia has been in a steady decline since a Curse cast by Megaboz toward the end of the last century."
.GSTR STR?502,"""A small village in Antharia."""
.GSTR STR?492,"""A small village in the westlands."""
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.SEGMENT "FENSHIRE"
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "LOWER"
.SEGMENT "SECRET"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?250,"Flatheadia"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.GSTR STR?516,"The article calls Aragain Falls the most breathtaking and awesome waterfall in all the known lands. Found toward the northern part of the Frigid River, the falls are a popular honeymoon spot."
.GSTR STR?489,"""A respected member of the Enchanters Guild."""
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?332,"""A rebus is an illustration whose component pictures spell out a word or words, usually through the addition and subtraction of sounds or letters. The most famous creator of rebuses was Frobesius Fublius."""
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?519,"A copy of the Encyclopedia Frobozzica is the only book still left in the Library, probably because it's so huge that it can't be moved except by a team of mules."
.GSTR STR?518,"""A popular lunchtime meal in the province of Fenshire, Borphbelly Stew is made from fox, fowl, and earthworm. Proper preparation mandates the simultaneous addition of the ingredients to a boiling cookpot."""
BORPHBELLY-TEXT=STR?518
.GSTR STR?496,"""A province at the southern fringe of the westlands, mostly jungle. Its capital is Mizniaport."""
.GSTR STR?472,"""Rockville Estates is an upscale housing complex being planned by the Frobozz Magic Construction Company for a piece of prime cavern space on the Great Underground Highway near Flatheadia. It was designed by the renowned architect, Zylo Pickthorn."""
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "VILLAGE"
.GSTR STR?284,"strikes your head with unnatural force, sending you to an unnatural death."
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "CASTLE"
.GSTR STR?462,"""Along with Borphee, Pheebor was one of the great city-states that lay at the convergence of the Bor River and the Phee River. Borphee defeated Pheebor in a massive battle that took place long before the age of Entharion."""
.GSTR STR?443,"""When you spot a hellhound, run in the other direction as fast as you can! Hellhounds are fast, fierce, and capable of devouring a human twelve times their size in three-and-a-half seconds. They normally inhabit burnt-out or enchanted woods and rarely venture beyond their turf, even in pursuit of prey."""
.GSTR STR?475,"""A mysterious mage who is said to live in the lands beyond the borders of the world."""
.GSTR STR?465,"""A moderately famous hermit enchanter."""
.GSTR STR?461,"""Davmar was the great Thaumaturgist who discovered that the power of magic spells could be stored on paper scrolls."""
.GSTR STR?448,"""A month of the year."""
.GSTR STR?523,"Brogmoidists, followers of the tenets of Brogmoidism, believe that a Great Brogmoid supports the world upon his shoulders. The religion, which originated sometime during the fourth century, is commonly ridiculed nowadays, and has lost most of its adherents."
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "FENSHIRE"
.GSTR STR?902,"There is a soldier on horseback here. His armor is made of the dullest metals, and his steed is darker than the night."
.GSTR STR?903,"There is a soldier on horseback here. His armor is made of the shiniest metals, and his steed is lighter than drifted snow."
.GSTR STR?904,"You spot a solitary, bored-looking foot soldier. His face is smudged with coal dust, his uniform is sewn from deeply dyed wool, and the handle of his sword is solid obsidian."
.GSTR STR?905,"A regal woman proudly surveys the landscape in all directions. Her skin is dark; her royal garments even darker."
.GSTR STR?906,"Nearby rises a small tower keep, made of creamy marble. Between the crenellations of the parapet you spot a man, dressed in an ivory chain mail and carrying a crossbow made of birch."
.GSTR STR?907,"You hear a sing-song prayer chant and turn to see a high priest of some sort. His tall, ebony headpiece bears a religious cipher, and his vestments seem to soak up all light."
.GSTR STR?908,"You spot a solitary, bored-looking foot soldier. His face is smudged with flour, his uniform is sewn from pure undyed cotton, and the handle of his sword is solid quartz."
.GSTR STR?909,"A regal woman proudly surveys the landscape in all directions. Her royal garments are as white as her pale complexion."
.GSTR STR?910,"A tall man wearing princely robes stands nearby. His bearing indicates that this is a man accustomed to command. His linen robes are trimmed with ermine, and his crown is studded with diamonds and opals."
.GSTR STR?911,"A tall man wearing princely robes stands nearby. His bearing indicates that this is a man accustomed to command. His velvet robes are trimmed with mink, and his crown is studded with polished onyx."
.GSTR STR?936,"Even after becoming accustomed to the oversized scale of the castle, this hangar seems tremendous. The only exit on foot is to the east."
.GSTR STR?937,"A tremendous dirigible is moored here. The gondola is just a few inches off the ground."
.GSTR STR?938,"The controls consist of merely two buttons: the left button is marked ""Flatheadia"" and the right button is marked ""Fenshire."""
GONDOLA-CONTROLS-DESC=STR?938
.GSTR STR?939,"In the Air"
.GSTR STR?940,"The experience is exhilarating, but you don't have much time to enjoy it. Not as much time as you would've had if, for instance, you'd worn a parachute."
.GSTR STR?941,"It is now passing over a thickly tangled woods, stretching for miles in every direction."
.GSTR STR?942,"You are now above the Frigid River. Cliffs crowd the river on both sides. To the south, you can just make out the spray of Aragain Falls."
.GSTR STR?943,"The dirigible rises even higher as it crosses the Flathead Mountains. Jagged, snow-topped peaks slide by below."
.GSTR STR?944,"Below you are vast square bloits of dismal swampland: the endless marshes of Fenshire."
.GSTR STR?945,"This hangar, though still large, is smaller than the one in Flatheadia. The only exit is south."
.GSTR STR?946,"The summer palace of the Kings of Quendor now lies in ruins, unoccupied and uncared for, forgotten for many years. What's left of the castle can be entered to the east, and a hangar lies to the north."
.GSTR STR?947,"That archway has crumbled!"
.GSTR STR?948,"The stairs have crumbled beyond use."
.GSTR STR?949,"clear out all the rubble"
.GSTR STR?950,"You are the first person to breathe the air of this room in uncounted years. The only exit is west."
.GSTR STR?951,"This room was probably intended as a hiding place for the royal family in the event of a revolution, and may have once been well-stocked with supplies. Now, however, the only item here is a small stepladder."
.GSTR STR?952,"The archway has collapsed; that way is now impassable."
.GSTR STR?953,"Maybe the jester likes the ambience here, but to you it just looks like a slightly drier spot amidst a reedy marsh. The reeds are impassably thick in every direction, except to the south where a series of stepping stones offers a way to cross a malodorous patch of quicksand."
.SEGMENT "FOOZLE"
.SEGMENT "LAKE"
.SEGMENT "LOWER"
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "SECRET"
.GSTR STR?410,"Region: Unknown"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "FENSHIRE"
.SEGMENT "HINTS"
.GSTR STR?954,"This enclosed arboretum must have been a breathtaking room at one time. Now, much of the glass is broken and the foliage has run wild, nearly obscuring the exit to the north. Despite the broken glass, it's stiflingly hot in here."
.GSTR STR?955,"Snarfem"
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "LOWER"
.GSTR STR?386,"This large hall, barely illuminated by your light, has seen its better days; based on the dust and debris, the lower levels of the castle probably haven't been maintained since Dimwit's death. Stairs lead up and down; the latter stair looks particularly forbidding. Passages head off to the north, south, southeast, and southwest."
.GSTR STR?387,"You have entered the lab that was affectionately known as Froblo Park. The main exit is south, but there's a narrow doorway on the north wall."
.GSTR STR?388,"Sitting on the lab bench is an old screwdriver."
.GSTR STR?389,"This is where certain dangerous experiments would take place. There are two large booths, one on the left side of the room, the other on the right side. The only exit is south."
.GSTR STR?390,". The rooster happily nibbles you up for a snack."
.GSTR STR?391,". The fox is only too glad to make you its dinner."
.GSTR STR?392,"This was once where the royal bloodhounds lived. Considering the size of the leash and collar fragments scattered around, the royal bloodhounds were BIG. Passages lead east and north."
.GSTR STR?394,"Dimwit loved zoos, because he loved imprisonment of any kind -- if the dungeons were full of prisoners he could at least get some joy from throwing a couple of minxes behind bars. This zoo, with 69,105 cages, is easily the largest in Quendor. There are passages to the west and northwest, and a wide tunnel leads east."
.GSTR STR?395,"The zoo has been extensively looted; only one of the many nearby cages still seems to be occupied."
.GSTR STR?396,"As you open the door, the snake, with blurring speed, strikes at your hand. Tendrils of poison reach through your veins and grab your heart..."
.GSTR STR?400,"You get the feeling that no ray of light has touched these walls in ages. Few have even ventured down here since the Curse was laid upon the castle those many years ago. A decrepit stair leads upward, and there's an opening to the north. The bottom of a steep, gravelly passage is visible to the east. To the south is the most massively reinforced door you've ever seen. A rickety ladder can take you down to even lower domains."
.GSTR STR?401,"You can't get a footing on the steep, gravelly passage."
.GSTR STR?402,"close"
.GSTR STR?403,"This was just the vault where Dimwit stored his trifles; his valuables were stored in a hidden vault buried seven miles under the Flathead Mountains, accessible only by a chain of sixty-three secret teleportation spells. The only exit is north."
.GSTR STR?404,"The certificate reads ""FrobozzCo International -- 923,130,877 shares."""
.GSTR STR?405,"This is a tremendous warehouse where passageways and tunnels would be stored before being installed as part of the Great Underground Empire. The only exit is south."
.GSTR STR?407,"As you plunge down the bottomless pit, you smash against the irregular walls. The result isn't...shall we say...pretty."
.GSTR STR?616,"This is the northern terminus of one of the branches of the Great Underground Highway system, one of the ambitious construction projects conceived by King Duncanthrax and executed by the Frobozz Magic Cave Company. A tunnel leads northeast."
.GSTR STR?617,"A wide underground road runs north and south. There's an eye-catching sign next to a tunnel leading west."
.GSTR STR?914,"This is a temporary headquarters for a construction site to the west. Another exit leads east."
.GSTR STR?915,"[This is the blueprint from your ZORK ZERO package.]"
.SEGMENT "ORACLE"
.SEGMENT "SECRET"
.GSTR STR?428,"Myron"
.GSTR STR?419,"You are clutching some hardy tree roots, between a seemingly infinite plane of earth above you, and a seemingly infinite haze below. To the east, a tiny black spot indicates the opening of a well leading upward. To the west, part of the shoulder, neck, and ear of an incredibly gigantic brogmoid fills your view."
.GSTR STR?414,"You are in a cramped cave with disgustingly sticky walls which press in against you. The cave drops sharply to the northeast, and rises sharply to the southwest."
.GSTR STR?434,"Omar"
.GSTR STR?427,"Sammy"
.GSTR STR?429,"Boris"
.GSTR STR?424,"Seymour"
.GSTR STR?420,"The world is in the way."
.GSTR STR?418,"The well opens into a vast nothingness. You grab at a few protruding roots, but being currently equipped with paws instead of hands, you fail. You plunge into an abyss."
.GSTR STR?412,"A narrow, slimy cave connects here with the bottomless pit, leading roughly northeast. The handholds in the rock walls of the pit, which have been fairly dependable down to here, seem to peter out just below you."
.GSTR STR?417,"There's nothing there -- literally."
.GSTR STR?413,"There are no more handholds!"
.GSTR STR?426,"Irving"
.GSTR STR?437,"The membrane of the eardrum is tougher than most walls."
.GSTR STR?422,"The mound of ear fungus blocks entry into the ear."
.GSTR STR?435,"Barnaby"
.GSTR STR?433,"Ricardo"
.GSTR STR?416,"This is surely the most incredible sight that any pair of eyes has ever gazed upon: You have reached the underside of the world, which hangs above you, an enormous slab of dirt and rock which stretches as far as you can see in all directions! A glowing white haze stretches below you.
To the west, you can see the head and shoulders of a muscular brogmoid; the rest of his body seems to be lost in the haze. As your mind adjusts to the scale of this place, you realize that the brogmoid is tremendous beyond description, and that he is holding the world upon his shoulder and upper back.
Thanks to some hardy roots which hang below the world, it looks like you could swing over to the shoulder of the brogmoid. Above you, a hole leads up into the world."
.GSTR STR?415,"The cave ends here at the opening of a natural well. The walls of the well look irregular enough to climb down. The sensation of being deep within the bowels of the earth is overpowering here; you feel as though you are farther down than anyone has ever been before."
.GSTR STR?411,"This is a wide, irregular ledge, far below the lip of the pit. The ledge is strewn with the bones of creatures (including a few luckless humans) who fell into the pit and landed here, to be devoured by grues. Rough handholds, possibly natural, lead upward and downward."
.GSTR STR?430,"Melvin"
.GSTR STR?431,"Lester"
.GSTR STR?432,"Julius"
.GSTR STR?425,"Sherman"
.GSTR STR?436,"You have reached the brogmoid's eardrum, which prevents any farther travel inward. A passage through a forest of fungus leads back out."
.GSTR STR?421,"You have landed on a shoulder of mind-numbing dimension. The hairs of the shoulder are like mighty trees, the pores like deep craters. Thanks to the thickness of the hair/trees, you could probably climb up the neck to the ear which looms above you. A series of underhanging roots make it possible to swing off to the east."
.ENDSEG
.SEGMENT "FOOZLE"
.GSTR STR?618,"Somewhere Along the GUH"
.GSTR STR?619,"You stand at the junction of two underground highways, one north-south and the other east-west. A sign hangs in the center of the junction."
.GSTR STR?620,"Just ahead, the roof of the highway tunnel has collapsed, creating a dead end. (Decades of non-maintenance of the Empire's infrastructure are taking their toll.) Your only choice is to return to the west."
.GSTR STR?624,"To the south, the road is rent by a wide fissure, the reminder of a recent quake. Judging by the footprints in the dust, many travellers have reached this point, only to turn around and head back to the north. The quake has also opened a narrow crack in the eastern wall of the tunnel; you might be able to squeeze into it."
.GSTR STR?625,"The fissure is uncrossable."
.GSTR STR?626,"A plunge into the fissure would be fatal."
.GSTR STR?627,"You are in a narrow fissure which widens to the west. A cool breeze seems to blow upon you from below."
.GSTR STR?628,"The air is chilly, the walls are covered with ice, and the floor is piled high with crystal spheres of varying sizes and colors; most are chipped or shattered. Your light reveals no visible exits, although a trickle of warm, dry air caresses you from above."
.GSTR STR?630,"The road, which runs east to west, is in bad shape here, pitted with holes and ruts."
.GSTR STR?631,"By the north side of the road is a rest stop, closed and boarded up. The road continues east and southwest."
.GSTR STR?632,"The tunnel forks here, with roads leading northeast, west, and southwest."
.GSTR STR?633,"Port Foozle"
.GSTR STR?634,"The tunnel narrows toward a spot of light to the west. The stench of dead, rotting fish hangs in the air."
.GSTR STR?635,"The tunnel from the northeast is narrower here, and pervaded with the scent of the sea. You can hear breakers to the southwest."
.GSTR STR?636,"This once-busy port, on the shore of the Great Sea, lies deserted. A tunnel opens to the east, the shoreline can be followed south along the ocean's edge, and a wharf juts into the harbor to the west. A newly constructed stone building lies to the north; an eye-catching sign has been erected next to its entrance."
.GSTR STR?637," The executioner says, ""Well, we can't wait around forever; we've got thousands to execute! Hang 'em!"" You swing."
.GSTR STR?638,"sing a song"
.GSTR STR?639,"kick me"
.GSTR STR?640,"kiss me"
.GSTR STR?641,"give me a thousand zorkmids"
.GSTR STR?642,"give me Ursula Flathead"
.GSTR STR?643,"send me to Antharia"
.GSTR STR?644,"A trollish guard blocks the exit. ""No one leave!"""
.GSTR STR?645," The guard loses his patience and skewers you."
.GSTR STR?649,"""Done!"" You learn that hanging is as excrutiatingly painful as promised."
.GSTR STR?650,"""Sorry, can't do that."" You learn that beheading is indeed quite quick and painless."
.GSTR STR?651,"This wharf extends into the harbor from a village to the east. Along the north side of the wharf, a building rests on piers over the water."
.GSTR STR?652,"The wharf ends a few steps to the west."
.GSTR STR?653,"This is the Port Foozle Casino, once a world-famous gambling spot, but now deserted and showing the effects of years of ocean storms. The casino has been heavily looted; only a single card table seems untouched. An exit leads south."
.GSTR STR?654,"""Legend has it that Double Fanucci (or Fannucci) was invented by the deposed Zilbo III in the late seventh century. A game of tremendous complexity and almost infinite rules, King Mumberthrax proclaimed it the national sport of the Empire in 757 GUE. The annual Double Fanucci Championships, held in Borphee during early autumn, frequently leave thousands homeless."""
.GSTR STR?655,"Double Fanucci"
.GSTR STR?656,"shrugs. ""Just a simple Borphee Bluff."""
.GSTR STR?657,"smiles. ""A devilish Kovalli Hustle, don't you think?"""
.GSTR STR?658,"shudders. ""Babe would turn over in his grave if he could see my playing."""