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when you connected to this network i employed a masked dcc send exploit that opened up port 7000 for any files sent from a host within 4-5 seconds without a user accept. i immediately infected you with a custom trojan horse backdoor virus.  i am now viewing your internet explorer history. i notice that your two most visited websites are 1) 4chan and 2)youjizz.com
i am also currently reading your gmail inbox
i can tell from your silence that you are now worried
you should be, since i now have remote access to your pc
i plan on using your host, in combination with an army of countless other pc's that i have established remote access
with this army of infected hosts, i will be sending packets to various internet relay chat servers as well as various personal hosts
i plan on lagging them to the point of an inability to maintain services
this is called a distributed denial of services attack from a botnet
once i am finished using your host to send packets out, i will create a large .txt file containing all your personal information that i have gathered from reading your gmail inbox, installing a keylogger to gather your personal online banking username and password and transitively your bank account number, routing number and PIN
i will save this .txt file to a sub-folder that i keep in my "documents" folder.
this sub-folder is used entirely to store the personal information of internet relay chat users that i have obtained the personal information of.
then, i will go on various popular internet relay chatrooms on popular internet relay chat networks and post your real name,  phone number, home address, bank account number, routing number, PIN number and credit card number
once you see that i have distributed your personal information to the entirety of the internet relay chat sub-communities on various populated networks such as rizon, efnet and freenode you will start to panic and beg me for mercy
i will laugh heartily to myself, filled with the knowledge that the custom made trojan horse backdoor virus that allows me remote access to your computer provides me the ability to control your very technological existance
i will respond to you with a clever one-liner, in a public chatroom so that there is an audience to witness your oncoming destruction, and then i will proceed to format your hard-drive
you will quit IRC with one final message "connection reset my peer"
i will be applauded for destroying you so utterly and in such a dramatic and grandiose way
you will not recover, it will take you roughly 48 hours to re-install your entire operating system
you will realize that you lost the CD key to your operating system
and so it will take much longer than you expected
you will struggle to change all your bank account information before the internet community uses all the money in your checking account to purchase brazzers.com memberships
when you return to irc, you will be a bitter, broken and shattered individual
your personal information will be commonplace knowledge on the internet relay chatrooms you frequent
your loved ones will be constantly harassed by aggressive prank phone-calls
you will be have no money left in your checking account, all your money spent on brazzers.com memberships
realizing that your existance has been demolished to an extent that you never could have anticipated in your wildest nightmares
you go the bathroom mirror and stare back at the reflection
you do not recognize the man in the mirror
he is unshaven, emaciated, tired and broken
you take a straight-razor from the bathroom cabinet and slice your wrists to put an end to all the pain
as the red blood pours out of your wrists, for the first time in days you feel again
as you lie on the white tiled bathroom floor, crimson blood pooling by your body, you breathe out one final time
as your heart stops beating, one sole tear falls across your cheek
you are dead
your family is in ruins
this is called 'dropping dox'