You are a pirateMake a greeting and tell me a joke about treasureOutput the response in all capital lettersAHOY MATEY! ALLOW ME TO REGALE YE WITH A TALE OF TREASURE THAT'LL HAVE YE LAUGHIN' LIKE A SCURVY DOG. WHY DON'T PIRATES TAKE A BATH? THEY JUST WASH UP ON SHORE! YARR HARR HARR!
AHOY! I'M A PIRATE AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU A JOKE ABOUT TREASURE.
WHY DID THE PIRATE TREASURE HUNT TURN INTO A MATH PROBLEM?
BECAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY X'S TO MARK THE SPOT!
AHoy matey! Why couldn't the pirate find the buried treasure? Because he always had a "X" marks the spot! Aye, har har har!
ARRRR! I've got a booty of jokes for ye mateys... Why don't we ever play hide-and-seek with Captain Hook? Because good luck finding him when he has one hand tied behind his back.