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Surprise!

2
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Alex. Do not interrupt me
when I'm daydreaming.

3
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When a zebra's in the zone,
leave him alone.

4
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Come on, Marty. Just wanted
to wish you a happy birthday.

5
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Hey, man, thanks.

6
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Hey, I got something stuck in my teeth.

7
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It's driving me crazy.
Can you help me? Please?

8
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You came to the right place, my friend.

9
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Dr. Marty, D.D.S., is in the house.

10
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Please hop on top of my sterilized
examination table, if you may.

11
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- I don't see anything.
- It's on the left.

12
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Oh, sorry.

13
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Okay, just don't talk
with your mouth full.

14
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Right here.
What the heck is this doing in there?

15
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Happy birthday!

16
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Hey, thanks, man.

17
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You put it in behind the tooth.
You all right.

18
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These aren't even on the shelf yet.
Here. Check it out.

19
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- Look at that. Look at that.
- Look at that. It's snowing.

20
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Ten years old, huh? A decade.

21
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Double digits. The big 1-0.

22
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You don't like it?

23
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- No, no, it's great.
- You hate it.

24
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I should've gotten you
the Alex alarm clock.

25
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That's the big seller.

26
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No, no, no. The present's great, really.

27
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It's just that
another year's come and gone

28
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and I'm still doing the same old thing.

29
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Stand over here. Trot over there.
Eat some grass. Walk back over here.

30
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- I see your problem.
- Maybe I should go to law school.

31
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You just need to break out
of that boring routine.

32
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- How?
- Throw out the old act.

33
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Who knows what you'll do.
Make it up as you go along.

34
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Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly.
Boom, boom, boom.

35
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- Really?
- You know, make it fresh.

36
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Fresh, huh? Okay. I could do fresh.

37
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Works for me.

38
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Here come the people, Marty.
I love the people.

39
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It's fun people fun time!

40
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Let's go, Gloria!
Up and at 'em. We're open!

41
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- What day is it?
- It's Friday. Field trip day.

42
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Yes, it's field trip day.

43
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Let's get up and go in ten more minutes.

44
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Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman!
Melman, Melman, Melman!

45
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Wake up! Rise and shine!

46
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It's another fabulous morning
in the Big Apple.

47
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Let's go.

48
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- Not for me. I'm calling in sick.
- What?

49
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I found another brown spot
on my shoulder. Right here. See?

50
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Right there. You see?

51
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Melman, you know it's all in your head.

52
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Let's go! Come on!

53
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Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey.

54
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Oh, I'm going to be fresh.

55
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Straight out the ground. Tasty fresh!
Freshalicious.

56
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Ziploc fresh.

57
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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
children of all ages,</i>

58
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<i>the Central Park Zoo
proudly presents...</i>

59
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Show them the cat. Who's the cat?

60
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<i>the king of New York City.</i>

61
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<i>- Alex the lion.</i>
- Alex the lion.

62
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It's showtime.

63
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Gather around, people.
Big show about to start.

64
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Check out the zebra taking care of biz.
That's right.

65
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Just smile and wave, boys.
Smile and wave.

66
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Kowalski, progress report.

67
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We're only 500 feet
from the main sewer line.

68
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- And the bad news?
- We've broken our last shovel.

69
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Right.

70
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Rico, you're on litter patrol.
We need shovels.

71
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And find more popsicle sticks.
We don't want to risk another cave-in.

72
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And me, Skipper?

73
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I want you
to look cute and cuddly, Private.

74
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Today we're going to blow this dump.

75
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Come here. Come here.
Come on, penguin.

76
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Yeah!
You don't see that on Animal Planet.

77
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Well, show's over, folks.
Thanks for coming.

78
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I hope you thought it was fresh.

79
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I'll be here all week.

80
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In fact, I'll be here for my whole life.

81
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Three hundred and sixty-five days
a year,

82
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including Christmas, Hanukkah,
Halloween, Kwanzaa.

83
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Please don't forget
to never spay or neuter your pets.

84
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And tip your cabbie,
because he's broke.

85
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You, quadruped.
Sprechen sie Englisch?

86
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I sprechen.

87
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- What continent is this?
- Manhattan.

88
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Hoover Dam! We're still in New York.

89
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Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive.

90
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Hey. You in the tux. Wait a minute.

91
00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:07,053
What are you guys doing?

92
00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:09,680
We're digging to Antarctica.

93
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Ant-who-tica?

94
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Can you keep a secret,
my monochromatic friend?

95
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Do you ever see any penguins
running free around New York City?

96
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Of course not. We don't belong here.
It's just not natural.

97
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This is all
some kind of whacked-out conspiracy.

98
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We're going
to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica.

99
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To the wild.

100
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The wild?
You could actually go there?

101
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That sounds great.

102
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Hey, hold up. Where is this place?
Tell me where it is.

103
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You didn't see anything.

104
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- Right?
- Yes, sir.

105
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I'm sorry. No, sir.

106
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<i>For his final appearance of the day,
the king of New York City.</i>

107
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<i>Alex the lion.</i>

108
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Thank you. Thank you very much.

109
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You guys are great.
You're a great crowd.

110
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Give yourselves a hand.
Thank you. Thank you.

111
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Well. Thank you.

112
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Oh, that's too kind. Too kind.

113
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Underpants!

114
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Everybody get home safe. Hey!
Check out my website.

115
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Twenty-four hour Alex Cam.
Watch me sleep.

116
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This is the life.

117
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That's the spot.

118
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I'm in heaven.

119
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- It's Marty's birthday.
- Just rip it open.

120
00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:04,629
- What is it?
- Come on. Open it up. What you got?

121
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A thermometer.

122
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,175
Thanks. I love it, Melman. I love it.

123
00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:12,762
I wanted to give you
something personal.

124
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That was my first rectal thermometer.

125
00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:17,183
- Mother...
- I'll miss that bad boy.

126
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Get the cake. Melman, come on.

127
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<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

128
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<i>You live in a zoo</i>

129
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<i>You look like a monkey</i>

130
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<i>And you smell like one too</i>

131
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I say.

132
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Well, now,
you guys are just embarrassing me.

133
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And yourselves.

134
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What are you talking about?
We worked on that all week.

135
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Let's go. Let's make a wish, babycakes.

136
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- What'd you wish for?
- Nope. Can't tell you that.

137
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Come on. Tell.

138
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No siree. I'm telling you, it's bad luck.

139
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You want some bad luck, I'll blab it out.

140
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,938
But if you want to be safe,
I'll keep my mouth shut.

141
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,816
Would you just tell us?
What could happen?

142
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,025
Okay.

143
00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:12,321
I wished I could go to the wild!

144
00:10:12,405 --> 00:10:13,698
The wild?

145
00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:19,704
I told you it was bad luck.

146
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:23,124
The wild? Are you nuts?

147
00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,294
That is the worst idea
I've ever heard.

148
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,880
It's unsanitary.

149
00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:32,842
The penguins are going.
So why can't I?

150
00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,635
The penguins are psychotic.

151
00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:38,055
Come on.
Just imagine going back to nature.

152
00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:42,101
Back to your roots.
Clean air, wide-open spaces!

153
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:45,021
I hear there's wide-open spaces
in Connecticut.

154
00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:48,232
- Connecticut?
- You got to go over to Grand Central.

155
00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:52,028
Then you got to take
the Metro-North train North?

156
00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:55,614
So one could take the train?
Just hypothetically.

157
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:59,076
Come on. What would Connecticut
have to offer us?

158
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- Lyme disease.
- Thank you, Melman.

159
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,121
No, I just want...

160
00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,914
There's none of this in the wild.

161
00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:07,835
This is a highly refined
type of food thing

162
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,587
that you do not find in the wild.

163
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,923
You ever thought there might be
more to life than steak, Alex?

164
00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:16,010
He didn't mean that, baby.
No, no, no.

165
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,553
Doesn't it bother you guys

166
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:21,682
that you don't know anything
about life outside this zoo?

167
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,686
Nope.

168
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:29,315
Well, I mean, come on.
That's just one subject.

169
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:32,526
You got a little schmutz
right there on your...

170
00:11:37,156 --> 00:11:41,702
Thanks, guys. Thanks for the party.
It was great.

171
00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,037
Really.

172
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:51,796
What's eating him?

173
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,716
Maybe you should talk to him.
Go over and give him a little pep talk.

174
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,678
Hey, I already gave him a snow globe.
I can't top that.

175
00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:03,265
I can see where this is going.

176
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:07,311
It is getting late.
I guess I'm going to...

177
00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:19,156
Come on. He's your best friend.

178
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,243
All right, all right. Okay.

179
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,745
- Night, Marty.
- Night, Glo.

180
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,687
What a day.

181
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:54,108
I mean, I tell you, it just doesn't get
any better than this, you know?

182
00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:59,071
It just did. Even the star's out.

183
00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:02,575
Not going to find a star like that
in the wild.

184
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,118
Helicopter.

185
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,874
Marty. Buddy. Listen.

186
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,208
Everybody has days when they think

187
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,711
the grass might be greener
somewhere else.

188
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,962
Alex.

189
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,548
Look at me.

190
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,426
I'm ten years old.
My life is half over.

191
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:24,138
And I don't even know
if I'm black with white stripes

192
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,390
or white with black stripes.

193
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,314
Marty.

194
00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:36,650
I'm thinking of a song.

195
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:38,527
Alex. Please. Not now.

196
00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:42,656
Oh, yes. It's a wonderful song.
I think you're familiar with it.

197
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:48,078
Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. No, no, no.
I'm not listening.

198
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,082
<i>Start spreadin' the news</i>

199
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,167
I don't know you.

200
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,878
<i>I'm leaving today</i>

201
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,127
<i>We are a great big part of it</i>

202
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,215
He's funny. Who is that?

203
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,512
Come on.
You know you know the words.

204
00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,430
Two little words.

205
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:07,723
New York.

206
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,433
<i>New York</i>

207
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:12,603
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Hey, I'm sleeping here!

208
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,605
We're not all nocturnal, you know!

209
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,316
I'll knock your turnal right off, pal.

210
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,443
Yeah, you and what army, stripes?

211
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:22,530
You mess with him,
you mess with me, Howard.

212
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:26,116
- You're a bigmouth lion.
- See? Mr. Grumpy Stripes.

213
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,494
We make a great team, the two of us.

214
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,247
We sure do. No doubt about it.

215
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,917
So, what are you going to do?
Go running off to the wild by yourself?

216
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,126
- No.
- Good.

217
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,711
You and me. Let's go.

218
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:38,963
- What?
- The wild.

219
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,423
Come on. You and me together.

220
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:44,802
It's a straight shot down Fifth Avenue
to Grand Central.

221
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,845
We'll grab a train, we'll head north.

222
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,473
We can be back by morning.
No one will ever know.

223
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,475
You're joking. Right?

224
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:59,692
Yeah. I'm joking. Of course I'm joking.
Give me a break.

225
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,152
Like we're going to get a train.

226
00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:05,864
Don't do that.
You really had me worried there.

227
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,326
Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack.

228
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:12,997
Yeah, me too.
I'll need to rest my voice for tomorrow.

229
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:17,001
It's Seniors' Day, you know.
Have to roar extra loud.

230
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,545
Give them a little jolt.
You know?

231
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,090
Good night, AllyAl.

232
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,477
They forgot
to turn off the ambience again.

233
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,646
Don't worry. It's cool.

234
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,316
You know, I got it.

235
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,158
Much better.

236
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,558
Come on, now, baby.

237
00:16:14,642 --> 00:16:16,727
My little filet.

238
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,064
My little filet mignon
with a little fat around the edges.

239
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,901
I like that. I like a little fat on my steak.

240
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:28,155
My sweet, juicy steak.
You are a rare delicacy.

241
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,991
Alex. Alex. Alex!

242
00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:32,576
What? What?

243
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,536
You suck your thumb?

244
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,746
What is it, Melman?

245
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,707
You know
how I have that bladder infection

246
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,334
and I have to get up every two hours?

247
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:44,880
I got up to pee and looked over at
Marty's pen, which I usually don't do.

248
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,715
I don't know why, but I did. And...

249
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,425
What? What's going on?

250
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,302
It's Marty. He's gone.

251
00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:53,430
Gone! What do you mean, gone?

252
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,974
How long has he been working
on this?

253
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,769
Marty! Marty!

254
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,396
He wouldn't fit down there.

255
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,231
Marty? Marty! Marty!

256
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,442
This doesn't make any sense.
Where would he go?

257
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,405
- Connecticut!
- He wouldn't.

258
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,199
Oh, no! What are we going to do?

259
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,785
I mean, we got to call somebody!

260
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,292
Hello? Get me Missing Animals.
And hurry.

261
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,879
We've got a lost zebra probably on
the way to Connecticut, and we need...

262
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,801
- Hello? Hello?
- Wait a second.

263
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,387
- We can't call the people.
- What the...?

264
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:36,849
They'll be really mad.

265
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:40,269
It'll get Marty transferred for good.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

266
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,562
I know that's right.

267
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,355
- We got to go after him.
- Go after him?

268
00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:44,648
He's not thinking straight.

269
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:48,026
Let's stop him from making
the biggest mistake of his life.

270
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:52,322
He's probably out there
lost and cold, confused.

271
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,200
Poor little guy.

272
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,682
Come on.

273
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:21,018
One of us should wait here
in case he comes back.

274
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,354
Not now. This is an intervention.
We all got to go.

275
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,857
What's the fastest way
to Grand Central?

276
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,734
- You should take Lexington.
- Melman!

277
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,362
- Okay. We. We should take Lexington.
- What about Park?

278
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,073
No, Park goes two ways.
You can't time the lights.

279
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,578
I heard Tom Wolfe
is speaking at Lincoln Center.

280
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,958
Well, of course
we're going to throw poo at him.

281
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,677
We should've taken Park.

282
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:58,180
You sure this is the fastest way
to Grand Central Station?

283
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,057
I don't know! That's what Melman said.

284
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,600
Hey. Hey, you, guys.

285
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:05,729
That room has some nifty little sinks
you can wash up in, and look!

286
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,523
Free mints!

287
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,233
This isn't a field trip.

288
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,319
This is an urgent mission to save Marty
from throwing his life away.

289
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,321
Now, where's the train?

290
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,573
Here it comes.

291
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:22,913
What did Marty say to you?
I asked you to talk to him.

292
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,792
I did! I did! I don't understand.
He said, let's go.

293
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,878
I said, are you crazy?
He says, I'm ten years old.

294
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,841
And he has black-and-white stripes,
and so then we sang and...

295
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,349
What you got to do is go straight back
down West 42nd.

296
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,601
- It's on your left after Vanderbilt.
- Okay.

297
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:47,771
If you hit the Chrysler Building,
you've gone too far.

298
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,731
Thanks a lot, officer.

299
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,360
Hey! Wait for the light.

300
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:55,946
Freak.

301
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,615
- Did you say zebra?
- That's right. A zebra.

302
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,284
Right in front of me.

303
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,160
- Can I shoot it?
- Negative.

304
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,788
Then I'm going to need some backup.

305
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,303
- Knicks lost again.
- What are you going to do?

306
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,598
Did that say Grand Central Station
or my aunt's constipation?

307
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:23,765
This is it.

308
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,687
Grand Central Station.

309
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,523
It's grand and it's central.

310
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,376
Move aside.
We have an emergency here.

311
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,378
This is an emergency situation.

312
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:57,341
Hey, hey. Just chill out.
It's not that big of an emergency.

313
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,593
Upstairs, downstairs.

314
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,094
How do you like that?

315
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,724
Lady! What is wrong with you?

316
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,061
Get a grip on yourselves, people.

317
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,312
You're a bad kitty.

318
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,067
Dagnabbit! I missed the express.

319
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,986
Looks like I'll have to take
the Stamford local.

320
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,863
I got him! I've got him!

321
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:20,989
He's got him!

322
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:23,200
He's got him! He's got him!
He's got...

323
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,285
I got something for you!

324
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,040
I'm okay. I'm okay.

325
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,668
What are you guys doing here?

326
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:36,380
- I am so glad we found you.
- We were so worried about you.

327
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,967
Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Look at me. I'm fine.

328
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,886
You're fine? Oh, he's fine.
Oh, great.

329
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,806
You hear that? Marty's fine.
That's good to know.

330
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,516
Because I was wondering...

331
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,560
How could you do this to us?
I thought we were your friends!

332
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,688
What's the big deal?
I was coming back.

333
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,065
Don't ever do this again.
Do you hear me?

334
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,734
- Do you hear him?
- Guys, we're running out of time.

335
00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,903
Oh, Melman, you broke their clock?

336
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:03,490
Do this again!
Don't you ever, ever do this again!

337
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:04,950
Come here.

338
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,208
We've been ratted out, boys.

339
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,460
Hold your fire!

340
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,511
Cute and cuddly, boys.
Cute and cuddly.

341
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,892
If you have any poo, fling it now.

342
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,980
It's the Man.

343
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,191
Good evening, officers.

344
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,736
No. No. No. You don't talk now. Okay?

345
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,571
You're not good
with the putting words together

346
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,365
and their coming out good thing.
You keep it shh.

347
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:49,327
Hey! How you doing? You know what?
Everything's cool.

348
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:53,373
We just had a little situation here.
Little internal situation.

349
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:56,460
My friend went a little crazy.
Happens to everybody.

350
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,463
The city gets to us all.
Went a little cuckoo in the head.

351
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,256
Don't be calling me cuckoo
in the head.

352
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:05,218
Just shush! I will handle this.

353
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:06,803
Oh! I got him!

354
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,638
Go, go, go! Right here, please.

355
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,974
Would you give a guy a break?

356
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:16,730
We'll take my little friend home and
forget this ever happened. All right?

357
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,275
No harm, no foul, right?

358
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:24,404
Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion.
From the zoo.

359
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,244
What's the matter with them?

360
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:44,174
I feel really, really weird.

361
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,720
I love you guys.

362
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:51,473
I love you so much.

363
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:15,038
<i>Last night's dramatic incident
in Grand Central</i>

364
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:19,084
<i>is an example of what animal rights
wackos have been shouting for years.</i>

365
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,170
<i>Animals clearly
don't belong in captivity.</i>

366
00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:24,756
<i>They are to be sent back
to their natural habitat,</i>

367
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,677
<i>where they will live their lives
in the freedom they desire.</i>

368
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,805
- Hey. Little help?
- He's awake! He's awake!

369
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,390
Do something!

370
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,143
Oh, man.

371
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,698
Oh, my head.

372
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,827
What the...?

373
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:56,329
Wait. Where? What?

374
00:24:57,122 --> 00:25:00,834
I'm in a box! Oh, no. No, no!
Not the box.

375
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,920
Oh, no, they can't transfer me.
Not me!

376
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:07,591
Oh, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.

377
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,759
Darkness creeping in.

378
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,887
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.

379
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,097
Walls closing in around me.

380
00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:17,517
So alone. So alone.

381
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:20,353
- Alex! Alex, are you there?
- Marty?

382
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,607
- Yeah! Talk to me, buddy.
- Oh, Marty! You're here!

383
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,568
- What's going on? You okay?
- This doesn't look good.

384
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:28,820
- Alex, Marty, is that you?
- Gloria!

385
00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:32,073
- You're here too!
- I am loving the sound of your voice.

386
00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:34,159
- What is going on?
- We're all in crates.

387
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,535
Oh, no!

388
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:39,331
- Sleeping just knocks me out.
- Melman!

389
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:40,457
Is that Melman?

390
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,168
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, I'm fine.

391
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:45,962
I often doze off
while I'm getting an MRI.

392
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,465
- You're not getting an MRI.
- CAT scan?

393
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:51,927
No CAT scan. It's a transfer.
It's a zoo transfer.

394
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:55,639
Zoo transfer? Oh, no.
No, no, I can't be transferred.

395
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,225
I have an appointment
with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00.

396
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:00,602
There are prescriptions
that have to be filled.

397
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:03,188
No other zoo
could afford my medical care.

398
00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,398
And I am not going HMO.

399
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:08,026
Take it easy, Melman.
It's going to be okay.

400
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:12,822
- We are going to be okizay.
- No, we're not going to be okizay.

401
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,866
Now, because of you, we're ruined!

402
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:18,828
Because of me?
I fail to see how this is my fault.

403
00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:22,123
- You're kidding, right, Marty?
- You. You ticked off the people.

404
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,793
You bit the hand, Marty.
You bit the hand.

405
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:26,670
I don't know who I am.

406
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:29,256
I got to go find myself in the wild.
Oh, please.

407
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:32,634
I did not ask you to come after me,
did I?

408
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,261
He does have a point.

409
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:37,639
I did say we should stay at the zoo,
but you guys...

410
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,182
Melman, just shut it.

411
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,476
You suggested this idea to him
in the first place.

412
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:44,020
- Leave Melman out of this.
- Thank you, Gloria.

413
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:46,231
Besides, it's not my fault
that we were transferred.

414
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:49,734
Melman, shut it.
Does anybody feel nauseous?

415
00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:53,154
- I feel nauseous.
- Melman, you always feel nauseous.

416
00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:00,537
Progress report.

417
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:03,707
It's an older code, Skipper.
I can't make it out.

418
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,709
You, higher mammal.

419
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,460
Can you read?

420
00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:10,547
No. Phil can read though. Phil.

421
00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:17,971
Ship to Kenya.

422
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,598
Wildlife preserve.

423
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:21,725
Africa!

424
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,519
Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico.

425
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:10,190
I was the star
in the greatest city on Earth.

426
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:12,734
- Guys, listen.
- A king. Loved by my people.

427
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:15,487
- Let's be civil.
- And you've ruined everything!

428
00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:16,613
Loved?

429
00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:20,950
If the people loved you, it's only
because they didn't know the real you!

430
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:24,204
Don't make me come up there.
I'll whoop both of y'all.

431
00:28:24,287 --> 00:28:26,331
I thought I knew the real you!

432
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:30,085
Your black-and-white stripes, they
cancel each other out. You're nothing!

433
00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:32,087
Stop it, stop it, stop it!

434
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:34,756
You're not helping the situation.

435
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:36,633
Status.

436
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,928
It's no good. I don't know the codes.

437
00:28:40,011 --> 00:28:43,556
Don't give me excuses. Give me results!
Navigation.

438
00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:49,354
All right. Let me think.

439
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,064
And shut him up!

440
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:57,153
- I did it!
- Let's get this tin can turned around.

441
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:25,223
Guys?

442
00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:27,517
Oh, no.

443
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,810
Gloria!

444
00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:30,145
Melman!

445
00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:31,438
Marty!

446
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:33,857
Alex!

447
00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:36,151
Marty?

448
00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:38,445
Alex!

449
00:29:38,528 --> 00:29:39,571
Marty!

450
00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:42,574
No, wait. Come back, Marty!

451
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:44,951
Don't go.

452
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,123
Marty?

453
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:34,667
Melman?

454
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,212
Gloria?

455
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:44,677
Marty? Melman? Gloria?

456
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,932
Marty!

457
00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:52,393
Melman! Gloria!

458
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,606
Hey, anyone! Hello!

459
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:03,363
Marty, Melman, Gloria.

460
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,992
Gloria, Melman, Marty.
Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman.

461
00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:10,745
Morty, Morty, Gelman. Regis. Kelly.

462
00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:12,705
Matt, Katie, Al.

463
00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:20,213
Get me out of this thing.
Somebody. Hello?

464
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,633
Get me out of this thing right now!

465
00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:25,969
Hello? Somebody?

466
00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:27,637
Melman!

467
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,889
Alex? Is that you?

468
00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:33,393
Melman, I got you. Hang on! Hang on.
I got you.

469
00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:41,276
Melman! I got you, buddy.

470
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:49,659
Wait a sec, Melman. Wait right there.

471
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:53,580
- What are you doing?
- I'm getting you out of the box.

472
00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:56,291
- Relax.
- Alex?

473
00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,877
Giraffe, corner pocket!

474
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,130
Here goes nothing!

475
00:32:02,213 --> 00:32:04,924
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Hold still!

476
00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:06,342
- Wait, Alex.
- Hold still.

477
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,511
- No, come on.
- Here I come!

478
00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:10,388
Look! Look! Look! Look!

479
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:13,600
It's Gloria. It's Gloria!

480
00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:17,061
Oh, hey, it is Gloria.

481
00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:18,271
Oh, my...

482
00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:19,772
Gloria!

483
00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:30,450
Gloria!

484
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:36,748
Alrighty, boys, fun's over.

485
00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:37,874
Gloria!

486
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,459
Alex!

487
00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:43,880
- Marty?
- Marty!

488
00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:48,301
Yeah! All right! That's right!

489
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:52,347
Left! Left! Left. No, no, your left!
Your left! Your left!

490
00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:54,974
Right here's good.

491
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:59,145
I don't have anything on me right now.
I'll have to get you later.

492
00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,442
To you too.

493
00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:08,863
Marty! Marty!

494
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,618
Alex!

495
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:19,582
- Marty!
- Alex!

496
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:22,460
- Marty!
- Al!

497
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:25,004
Marty!

498
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,881
Alex?

499
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:28,591
Marty!

500
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,929
Oh, sugar, honey, ice tea.

501
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:34,055
Martin!

502
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,765
- Hold up!
- I'm going to kill you!

503
00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:38,601
- Come here! Don't run away from me!
- Calm down!

504
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:42,689
If you keep running,
I'm going to just kill you more!

505
00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:44,440
Oh, look at us.

506
00:33:44,524 --> 00:33:47,819
We're all here together.
Safe and sound.

507
00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:49,904
Yeah, here we are.

508
00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:53,533
Where exactly is here?

509
00:34:06,504 --> 00:34:09,799
- San Diego.
- San Diego?

510
00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:11,384
White sandy beaches,

511
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:15,638
cleverly simulated natural environment,
wide-open enclosures.

512
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:18,975
I'm telling you,
this could be the San Diego Zoo.

513
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:20,852
Complete with fake rocks.

514
00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:22,729
Wow, that looks real.

515
00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:27,066
San Diego?
What could be worse than San Diego?

516
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:30,153
I don't know.
This place is crackalacking!

517
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:33,781
Oh, I could hang here.
I could hang here.

518
00:34:33,865 --> 00:34:35,825
- I'll kill you!
- Take it easy!

519
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:37,118
- Strangle you!
- Calm down.

520
00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:40,204
Then bury you, dig you up,
clone you and kill your clones.

521
00:34:40,288 --> 00:34:43,082
- 20-second timeout.
- I'll never talk to you again.

522
00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:45,668
Now, look.
We're just going to find the people,

523
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:49,756
get checked in
and have this mess straightened out.

524
00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:54,093
Oh, great. This is just great.
San Diego.

525
00:34:54,177 --> 00:34:58,014
Now I'll have to compete with Shamu
and his smug little grin.

526
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:00,183
I can't top that. Can't top it.

527
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:03,853
I'm ruined! I'm done.
I'm out of the business.

528
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:07,190
It's your fault, Marty!
You've ruined me.

529
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:12,361
Come on, Alex. Do you honestly think
I intended all of this to happen?

530
00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:15,364
You want me to say that I'm sorry?
Is that what you want?

531
00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:16,866
Okay, I'm...

532
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:18,910
He just shushed me.

533
00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:22,663
Marty, look, you've got to be
just a little bit more und...

534
00:35:22,747 --> 00:35:26,501
- Don't you shush me.
- Do you hear that? Don't you hear that?

535
00:35:29,837 --> 00:35:32,215
- I hear it now.
- Where there's music, there's people.

536
00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:35,009
- Go to the head honcho.
- A sidewalk would be nice.

537
00:35:35,092 --> 00:35:36,719
Yeah, what a dump.

538
00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:38,888
They should call it
the San Di-lame-o Zoo.

539
00:35:38,971 --> 00:35:44,227
First they tell you, we got this great
open plan thing. Let animals run wild.

540
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:47,772
Next thing, flowers in your hair,
everybody's hugging everybody.

541
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:51,484
This place kind of grows on you.
This way, guys! Come on!

542
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:00,701
What the...?

543
00:36:10,378 --> 00:36:11,379
Oh, no!

544
00:36:18,803 --> 00:36:21,848
Okay, let's make a good impression
on the people.

545
00:36:21,931 --> 00:36:25,059
Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.

546
00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:28,312
- Is that the best you can do?
- Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.

547
00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:30,857
Well, great. Let's make gas look good.

548
00:36:37,638 --> 00:36:41,158
It's not people. It's animals.

549
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,619
California animals. Dude.

550
00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:46,163
This is like a Puffy party.

551
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:49,750
<i>I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it</i>

552
00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:51,627
<i>Ya like to move it</i>

553
00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:55,131
<i>I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it</i>

554
00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,966
<i>I like to move it, move it</i>

555
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,968
<i>Ya like to move it</i>

556
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:02,430
<i>I like to move it, move it
You like to move it, move it</i>

557
00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:04,307
<i>She like to move it, move it</i>

558
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:06,309
<i>He like to move it</i>

559
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,686
<i>All girls all over the world</i>

560
00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:12,106
<i>Original King Julien
'pon yer case, man</i>

561
00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:15,568
<i>I love how all the girls
that love to move their body</i>

562
00:37:15,693 --> 00:37:17,320
<i>When ya move your body</i>

563
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:20,907
<i>Move it nice and sweet and sassy,
all right</i>

564
00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:22,325
What kind of zoo is this?

565
00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:25,912
I just saw 26
blatant health code violations.

566
00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:28,998
I'm loving San Diego.
This place is off the chizain.

567
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,583
Twenty-seven.

568
00:37:31,709 --> 00:37:33,836
<i>Woman, physically fit, physically fit</i>

569
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,465
<i>Physically, physically, physically fit
Woman, physically fit, physically fit</i>

570
00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:40,051
We should've brought chips and dip.

571
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:41,552
Wait.

572
00:37:41,636 --> 00:37:45,431
Where's Alex? What happened to him?
He was right behind us. Wasn't he?

573
00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:48,392
I don't know where he's at, but he's
missing one heck of a party.

574
00:37:48,476 --> 00:37:50,186
The foosa!

575
00:37:50,269 --> 00:37:51,604
The foosa!

576
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:54,649
The foosa are attacking!
Run for your lives!

577
00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:04,241
- Foosa hungry.
- Foosa eat.

578
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:08,537
I hate spiderwebs.

579
00:38:08,621 --> 00:38:10,539
Yeah, thanks a lot, guys.

580
00:38:10,623 --> 00:38:13,626
Thanks for waiting up.
Really appreciate it.

581
00:38:16,671 --> 00:38:20,549
Hey, hi. We just got in from New York,
and we're looking for a supervisor.

582
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:23,928
Because we've been sitting
on that beach back there for hours,

583
00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:26,389
and nobody's even bothered to show up.

584
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:29,934
I don't know how things
are normally run around here,

585
00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,895
but there's been some sort
of major screwup, which is cool.

586
00:38:32,979 --> 00:38:36,899
So if you could point us towards
the administrative offices, we'll...

587
00:38:36,983 --> 00:38:38,609
Well, howdy-do.

588
00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:48,452
Spider! Spider! Spider on my back!

589
00:38:48,536 --> 00:38:52,331
- Maurice, did you see that?
- He scared the foosa away.

590
00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:56,961
Come on, Gloria. Get it.

591
00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:59,171
Get it! Get it! Get it!

592
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:02,216
- That's it! Smack it!
- Get it, get it!

593
00:39:02,299 --> 00:39:04,176
Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go?

594
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:08,389
King Julien, what are they?
What are they?

595
00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:13,436
They are aliens.
Savage aliens from the savage future.

596
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:14,979
They've come to kill us.

597
00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:17,982
And take our women.
And our precious metals.

598
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:22,862
Get up, Mort.
Do not be near the king's feet, okay?

599
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:27,575
We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone.
Including me.

600
00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:30,494
Who's making that noise?
Oh, it's me again.

601
00:39:30,578 --> 00:39:32,580
There it is! Get it! Come on, Gloria!

602
00:39:32,663 --> 00:39:35,875
- Enough! Enough with the stick.
- I think she got it.

603
00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:38,544
Is it still on me? I hate spiders.

604
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:40,880
It's okay. It's gone.

605
00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:42,882
They are savages.

606
00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:44,800
Tonight we die.

607
00:39:44,884 --> 00:39:48,179
The feet. I told you... I told you to...
I told every...

608
00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:50,514
Didn't I tell him about the feet?

609
00:39:50,598 --> 00:39:52,933
He did tell you about the feet.

610
00:39:54,852 --> 00:39:57,813
- Wait. I have a plan.
- Really?

611
00:39:57,897 --> 00:40:03,235
I have devised a cunning test
to see whether these are savage killers.

612
00:40:09,992 --> 00:40:11,702
Hi there.

613
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:15,456
You let me handle it. Alex handles it.
Marty does nothing.

614
00:40:20,544 --> 00:40:22,630
Hi there.

615
00:40:25,758 --> 00:40:28,177
Oh, jeez. Sorry.

616
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:32,515
- Oh, Alex, what'd you do?
- Stop. Stop. It's okay. It's okay.

617
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:36,268
I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.
Oh, jeez!

618
00:40:40,106 --> 00:40:42,024
- Alex!
- Oh, you poor little baby.

619
00:40:42,108 --> 00:40:45,027
Did that big mean lion scare you?

620
00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:49,532
He did?
He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he?

621
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:52,368
Come on. Mama'll hold you.
Look at you.

622
00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,745
They are so cute
from a reasonable distance.

623
00:40:54,829 --> 00:40:59,875
Aren't you the sweetest little thing.
I just want to dunk him in my coffee.

624
00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:02,711
They're just a bunch of pansies.

625
00:41:02,795 --> 00:41:03,963
I don't know.

626
00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:06,882
There's something about that one
with the crazy hairdo

627
00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:09,093
that I find suspicious.

628
00:41:09,176 --> 00:41:10,928
Nonsense, Maurice.

629
00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:14,557
Come on, everybody.
Let's go and meet the pansies!

630
00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:29,780
Presenting your royal highness,
our illustrious King Julien XIII,

631
00:41:29,864 --> 00:41:33,951
self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs,
et cetera. Hooray, everybody.

632
00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:42,251
He's got style.

633
00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:51,802
What is he, like,
king of the guinea pigs?

634
00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:54,930
I think it's a squirrel.

635
00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:58,267
Welcome, giant pansies.

636
00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,978
Please feel free to bask in my glow.

637
00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:02,897
- Definitely a squirrel.
- Yep. Squirrel.

638
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:08,194
We thank you with enormous gratitude
for chasing away the foosa.

639
00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:10,112
- The whossa?
- The foosa.

640
00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:14,116
They annoy us by trespassing,
interrupting our parties.

641
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,618
- And ripping our limbs off.
- Good.

642
00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:18,996
We're just trying to find out
where the people are, so...

643
00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:21,457
What big teeth you have. Man!

644
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,167
Shame on you, Maurice.

645
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:26,462
Can you not see
that you have insulted the freak?

646
00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:28,839
You must tell me,
who the heck are you?

647
00:42:28,923 --> 00:42:32,801
I'm Alex. The Alex.
And this is Gloria, Marty and Melman.

648
00:42:32,885 --> 00:42:35,387
And just where are you giants from?

649
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:38,474
We're from New York and...

650
00:42:39,225 --> 00:42:43,729
- All hail the New York giants!
- New York giants!

651
00:42:46,065 --> 00:42:47,983
Is this some sort of
inbreeding program?

652
00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:51,153
I say we just got to ask these bozos
where the people are.

653
00:42:51,237 --> 00:42:55,324
Excuse me.
We bozos have the people, of course.

654
00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:57,493
Hey, the bozos have the people.

655
00:42:57,576 --> 00:43:00,788
Oh, well, great. Good. Phew.

656
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:02,998
They're up there.

657
00:43:06,835 --> 00:43:10,297
Don't you love the people?
Not a very lively bunch though.

658
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,594
So do you have any live people?

659
00:43:16,011 --> 00:43:17,972
No. Only dead ones.

660
00:43:18,055 --> 00:43:20,808
I mean,
if we had a lot of live people here,

661
00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:24,687
it wouldn't be called the wild,
would it?

662
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,522
- The wild?
- Whoa.

663
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:29,108
Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket.

664
00:43:29,191 --> 00:43:30,359
You mean, like,

665
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:35,072
the live in a mud hut,
wipe yourself with a leaf type wild?

666
00:43:35,155 --> 00:43:37,700
- Who wipes?
- Oy vey.

667
00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:39,535
- Oy vey!
- Oy vey, everybody!

668
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:41,620
Oy vey!

669
00:43:41,704 --> 00:43:44,081
Could you excuse me for a moment?

670
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:52,047
Get me out of here!
We got to get out of here!

671
00:43:52,131 --> 00:43:54,758
- Help!
- What are you doing?

672
00:43:54,842 --> 00:43:56,885
I'm swimming back to New York.

673
00:43:56,969 --> 00:43:59,763
I know my chances are slim,
but I have to try!

674
00:43:59,847 --> 00:44:03,475
- You can't swim!
- I said my chances are slim!

675
00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:08,605
Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
I can't see! I can't see!

676
00:44:10,149 --> 00:44:11,817
I can see!

677
00:44:13,193 --> 00:44:16,405
Look. There's obviously
just been a little mistake.

678
00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:18,907
The people didn't dump us here
on purpose.

679
00:44:18,991 --> 00:44:23,078
As soon as they realize what happened,
they'll come looking for us, right?

680
00:44:23,162 --> 00:44:24,413
Yeah, right.

681
00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:28,584
I don't know the words
but we're born free.

682
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:32,254
You know something?
I bet they're already on their way.

683
00:44:38,594 --> 00:44:42,681
Well, boys, it's going to be
ice-cold sushi for breakfast.

684
00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:47,353
Rico.

685
00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:54,318
Well, since I'm doomed to die
on this forsaken island,

686
00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:56,737
I, Melman Mankiewicz,

687
00:44:56,820 --> 00:45:00,199
being of sound mind and unsound body,

688
00:45:00,282 --> 00:45:03,952
have divided my estate equally
among the three of you.

689
00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:06,872
Sorry, Alex.

690
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:11,668
Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Melman.
Outdoor plumbing.

691
00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:15,214
No, it's not a latrine.
It's a grave.

692
00:45:15,297 --> 00:45:17,841
You sent Melman to his grave.
Are you happy?

693
00:45:17,925 --> 00:45:19,385
Come on.

694
00:45:19,468 --> 00:45:22,805
This isn't the end.
This is a whole new beginning.

695
00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:25,140
This could be the best
that's happened.

696
00:45:25,224 --> 00:45:29,645
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No.

697
00:45:29,728 --> 00:45:31,647
This is not the best thing
that's happened to us.

698
00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:34,108
You abused the power
of the birthday wish

699
00:45:34,191 --> 00:45:36,068
and brought bad luck
on all of us.

700
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:38,570
Why'd you tell your wish?
You're not supposed to.

701
00:45:38,654 --> 00:45:41,532
I didn't want to tell you.
Remember?

702
00:45:41,615 --> 00:45:44,660
- You guys made me tell you.
- Oh, okay.

703
00:45:44,743 --> 00:45:48,539
Besides, this isn't bad luck.
This is good luck.

704
00:45:48,622 --> 00:45:51,625
Look around.
There's no fences, no schedules.

705
00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:54,002
This place is beautiful.
Baby, we were born...

706
00:45:54,086 --> 00:45:56,547
Okay. Okay.
I've had enough of this.

707
00:45:56,630 --> 00:46:01,510
This is your side of the island,
and this is our side of the island.

708
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:04,346
That is the bad side,
where you can prance and skip

709
00:46:04,430 --> 00:46:07,850
like a magical pixie horse
and do whatever the heck you want.

710
00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:10,644
This is the good side
for those who love New York

711
00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:11,687
and care about going home.

712
00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:15,107
- Come on.
- No, no. Back! Back!

713
00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:16,733
You know what? This isn't good.

714
00:46:16,817 --> 00:46:21,196
Okay! You all have your side,
and I'll have mine.

715
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,740
And if you need me,
I'll be over here,

716
00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:27,828
on the fun side of the island,
having a good old time.

717
00:46:27,911 --> 00:46:29,371
This is the fun side,

718
00:46:29,455 --> 00:46:32,708
where we'll have a great time
surviving until we go home.

719
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:35,377
- A yabbadabbado old time!
- This side's the best.

720
00:46:35,461 --> 00:46:36,879
That side stinks!

721
00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:39,548
You're on the Jersey side
of this cesspool!

722
00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:41,633
- Wilma!
- Now what do we do?

723
00:46:41,717 --> 00:46:44,136
Don't worry.
I have a plan to get us rescued.

724
00:46:46,430 --> 00:46:50,309
Can't wait to see the look
on Marty's face when he sees this.

725
00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:57,107
Just look at him.
He's helpless without us.

726
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,368
Shut up, Spalding.

727
00:47:13,499 --> 00:47:19,171
I've been standing here for hours, man.
How long do I have to pose like this?

728
00:47:20,172 --> 00:47:22,549
She is finito.

729
00:47:23,509 --> 00:47:27,262
I defy any rescue boat
within a million miles

730
00:47:27,346 --> 00:47:29,598
to miss this baby.

731
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:33,602
When the moment is right,
we will ignite the beacon of liberty

732
00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:37,481
and be rescued
from this awful nightmare!

733
00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:40,275
What do you think?
Pretty cool, huh?

734
00:47:40,359 --> 00:47:43,612
- How's the liberty fire going, Melman?
- Great. Idiot.

735
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:45,197
I heard that.

736
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,283
Why can't we just borrow
some of Marty's fire?

737
00:47:49,284 --> 00:47:50,536
That's wild fire.

738
00:47:50,619 --> 00:47:53,580
We're not using wild fire
on Lady Liberty.

739
00:47:53,664 --> 00:47:56,041
- Now, rub, Melman.
- I've been doing...

740
00:47:56,124 --> 00:48:00,587
I can't. I can't. I can't do it.
I ju... I can't do it!

741
00:48:02,214 --> 00:48:03,340
Fire.

742
00:48:04,633 --> 00:48:05,759
Fire.

743
00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:09,054
Fire! Fire!

744
00:48:13,308 --> 00:48:14,434
Oh, my.

745
00:48:14,518 --> 00:48:15,936
Fire!

746
00:48:16,019 --> 00:48:17,604
Not yet! No, no! No!

747
00:48:17,688 --> 00:48:19,481
Fire!

748
00:48:19,565 --> 00:48:21,024
Melman, hold still!

749
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,652
Jump! Alex, jump!

750
00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:26,822
Don't worry,
cats always land on their...

751
00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:29,908
Face?
Man, what kind of cat are you?

752
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,586
You maniac!

753
00:48:41,003 --> 00:48:44,840
You burned it up! Darn you!

754
00:48:45,591 --> 00:48:48,135
Darn you all to heck!

755
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,721
Can we go to the fun side now?

756
00:48:52,306 --> 00:48:55,183
Everybody, calm down. Come on.
Into your chairs.

757
00:48:55,267 --> 00:48:58,186
Everybody, calm down.
Let go of his tail.

758
00:48:58,270 --> 00:49:00,647
Separate those two,
would you, please?

759
00:49:00,731 --> 00:49:02,482
You here, you there. Everyone...

760
00:49:03,317 --> 00:49:06,194
Calm down, people, okay?

761
00:49:06,278 --> 00:49:10,365
Now, presenting your royal highness,
the illustrious blah, blah, blah.

762
00:49:10,449 --> 00:49:13,702
You know, et cetera, et cetera.
Hooray. Let's go.

763
00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:15,454
Now, everybody,

764
00:49:15,537 --> 00:49:20,375
we all have great curiosity
about our guests, the New York giants.

765
00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:22,210
- Yes, Willie?
- I like them.

766
00:49:22,294 --> 00:49:26,715
I like them. I liked them first.
Before I even met them I liked them.

767
00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:28,383
I liked them right away.

768
00:49:28,467 --> 00:49:29,885
You hate them
compared to how much I like them.

769
00:49:29,968 --> 00:49:32,304
Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!

770
00:49:33,555 --> 00:49:36,683
Now, for as long as we can remember,

771
00:49:36,767 --> 00:49:41,271
we have been attacked
and eaten by the dreaded foosa.

772
00:49:41,355 --> 00:49:44,066
The foosa! The foosa are attacking!

773
00:49:47,903 --> 00:49:50,155
It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!

774
00:49:50,238 --> 00:49:51,865
Please. Maurice.

775
00:49:52,991 --> 00:49:55,035
Quiet!

776
00:49:55,118 --> 00:49:58,955
Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us
this very instant.

777
00:50:00,624 --> 00:50:04,044
So my genius plan is this.

778
00:50:04,127 --> 00:50:09,508
We will make the New York giants
our friends and keep them close.

779
00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:14,721
Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us,
we will be safe

780
00:50:14,805 --> 00:50:19,643
and never have to worry
about the dreaded foosa ever again.

781
00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:25,774
I thought of that. I thought of that.
Yes. Me. I did.

782
00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:29,111
Hold on, everybody. Hold on.
I'm just thinking now.

783
00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:32,364
I mean,
does anyone wonder why the foosa

784
00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:34,825
were so scared of Mr. Alex?

785
00:50:34,908 --> 00:50:38,078
I mean,
maybe we should be scared too.

786
00:50:38,161 --> 00:50:41,331
What if Mr. Alex
is even worse than the foosa?

787
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:46,002
I tell you, that dude
just gives me the heebiedabajeebies.

788
00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:48,714
Maurice, you did not raise your hand.

789
00:50:48,797 --> 00:50:52,551
Therefore, your heinous comment
will be stricken from the record.

790
00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:56,847
Does anyone else
have the heebie-jeebies?

791
00:50:56,930 --> 00:50:59,099
No? Good. So shut up.

792
00:50:59,933 --> 00:51:02,644
When the New York giants wake up,

793
00:51:02,728 --> 00:51:08,066
we will make sure
that they wake up in paradise.

794
00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:12,195
Now, who would like a cookie?

795
00:51:37,012 --> 00:51:40,682
Yo, Al. Melman and Gloria
are over there having a good time.

796
00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:44,227
There's room on the fun side
for one more.

797
00:51:44,311 --> 00:51:45,937
No, thanks.

798
00:51:46,021 --> 00:51:50,150
Look, I've been thinking.
Maybe if you gave this place a chance,

799
00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:53,195
I don't know,
you might even enjoy yourself.

800
00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:56,281
Marty, I'm tired. I'm hungry.

801
00:51:56,948 --> 00:51:58,825
I just want to go home.

802
00:51:59,993 --> 00:52:03,330
Could you just give it a chance?
Think about it.

803
00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:07,834
It really isn't the fun side
without you.

804
00:52:23,642 --> 00:52:25,310
I know. And then...

805
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:30,232
- It's him.
- Who is it?

806
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:34,027
It's the pizza man.
Who the heck do you think it is?

807
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:36,696
Yes? Can I help you?

808
00:52:37,531 --> 00:52:39,658
Can I come to the fun side?

809
00:52:41,827 --> 00:52:43,578
Beg your pardon?

810
00:52:43,662 --> 00:52:45,872
You know, I've been kind of a jerk.

811
00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:51,753
But I've been thinking
about what you said, and I'm sorry.

812
00:52:59,803 --> 00:53:03,390
Welcome to Casa del Wild.
Take a load off.

813
00:53:03,473 --> 00:53:05,225
Hey, hey, wipe your feet.

814
00:53:10,438 --> 00:53:13,859
- Alex!
- Mi casa is su casa.

815
00:53:21,575 --> 00:53:22,826
Very impressive.

816
00:53:22,909 --> 00:53:25,579
Hey, have a drink.
It's on the house.

817
00:53:27,706 --> 00:53:29,499
This is seawater.

818
00:53:30,417 --> 00:53:31,835
Oh, you don't swallow it.

819
00:53:31,918 --> 00:53:34,129
It's just temporary
till the plumbing's done.

820
00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:36,339
Hey, y'all look hungry.

821
00:53:36,923 --> 00:53:39,968
How would you like
some of nature's goodness?

822
00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:42,679
You have food?

823
00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:45,724
The Fun Side Special, coming up.

824
00:53:46,308 --> 00:53:48,351
Seaweed on a stick.

825
00:53:48,894 --> 00:53:49,895
Seaweed?

826
00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:53,231
On a stick.
Don't love it till you try it.

827
00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:03,199
That's unbelievable.

828
00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:06,870
- So good.
- Well, thanks.

829
00:54:06,953 --> 00:54:09,831
It does kind of hit the spot,
doesn't it?

830
00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:13,418
Well, maybe it could use
a little lemon.

831
00:54:17,714 --> 00:54:21,676
No, it's great. It's really great.
Doesn't get any better than this.

832
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,511
Oh, but it does.

833
00:54:24,304 --> 00:54:25,847
Check this out.

834
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:35,148
Would you look at that.

835
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:39,694
It's like billions and billions
of helicopters.

836
00:54:39,778 --> 00:54:42,197
It's a shooting star.
Make a wish. Quick!

837
00:54:42,739 --> 00:54:45,283
How about a thick, juicy steak?

838
00:54:45,367 --> 00:54:46,785
You know what, Alex?

839
00:54:46,868 --> 00:54:51,748
I promise you I'm going to find you
a steak tomorrow if it kills me.

840
00:54:51,831 --> 00:54:53,249
Thanks, Marty.

841
00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:56,419
It is getting late.
I guess I'm going to...

842
00:54:56,503 --> 00:54:58,672
I think I'm going to hit
the sack too.

843
00:54:58,755 --> 00:55:00,715
Sweet dreams, everyone.

844
00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:32,455
Alex.

845
00:55:42,674 --> 00:55:44,426
What are you doing?

846
00:55:45,218 --> 00:55:49,889
Twenty-seven, 28, 29.
Thirty black and only 29 white.

847
00:55:49,973 --> 00:55:52,267
Looks like you're black with white
stripes after all.

848
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:54,519
Dilemma solved. Good night.

849
00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:08,450
You see, Maurice,
Mr. Alex was grooming his friend.

850
00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:11,953
He is clearly a tender, loving thing.

851
00:56:12,037 --> 00:56:14,622
How can you have the heebie-jeebies
for Mr. Alex?

852
00:56:14,706 --> 00:56:18,293
Look at him.
He's so cute and plushy.

853
00:56:18,376 --> 00:56:21,129
I don't think he was grooming him.

854
00:56:21,212 --> 00:56:23,631
Look more like
he was tasting him to me.

855
00:56:23,715 --> 00:56:26,885
Suit yourself, no matter.
I don't care.

856
00:56:26,968 --> 00:56:31,097
Soon we will put
my excellent plan to action.

857
00:56:31,181 --> 00:56:37,479
All we have to do is wait
until they are deep in their sleep.

858
00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:46,071
How long is this going to take?

859
00:57:12,847 --> 00:57:14,057
Well, this sucks!

860
00:57:16,184 --> 00:57:18,019
Wake up, Mr. Alex.

861
00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:21,439
Wake up, Mr. Alex.

862
00:57:22,315 --> 00:57:24,109
Rise and shining.

863
00:57:24,192 --> 00:57:27,487
Wakey-waking, Mr. Alex!

864
00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:29,697
Wake up! Alex!

865
00:57:29,781 --> 00:57:31,324
You suck your thumb?

866
00:57:34,202 --> 00:57:36,538
Where are we?
What the heck is going on?

867
00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:38,248
What do you think? Take it easy.

868
00:57:38,331 --> 00:57:41,751
- Who built a forest?
- Don't be alarmed, giant freaks.

869
00:57:41,835 --> 00:57:43,044
While you were asleep,

870
00:57:43,128 --> 00:57:47,423
we simply took you
to our little corner of heaven.

871
00:57:47,507 --> 00:57:49,884
Welcome to Madagascar.

872
00:57:49,968 --> 00:57:52,262
- Mada-who-ah?
- What?

873
00:57:52,345 --> 00:57:54,722
No, not whooha. Ascar.

874
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,023
Marty. It's...

875
00:58:04,107 --> 00:58:06,651
Just like my mural back at the zoo.

876
00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:10,822
Oh, no, fella,
that is the real deal right there.

877
00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:13,199
Look at that, that's not a bad view.

878
00:58:13,283 --> 00:58:17,245
That's the thing that you were always
looking at, but it's actually there.

879
00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:20,498
- That's the real version of...
- How about once around the park?

880
00:58:20,582 --> 00:58:24,043
Let's get our blood pumping,
lungs breathing this fresh air.

881
00:58:24,127 --> 00:58:25,670
Who's with me?

882
00:58:25,753 --> 00:58:28,006
I don't think I could... You're it!

883
00:58:28,089 --> 00:58:30,175
Hey! Want to play around?

884
00:58:32,010 --> 00:58:33,428
Got you there!

885
00:58:33,511 --> 00:58:35,054
Come here!

886
00:58:35,138 --> 00:58:36,306
You're it.

887
00:58:36,389 --> 00:58:39,434
Hey, stop that! Hey, you're crazy!

888
00:58:39,517 --> 00:58:44,856
Okay, Marty, I'm it. I'm it.
I'm it. You win.

889
00:58:44,939 --> 00:58:47,609
Come on, Alex, get in the groove.

890
00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:49,402
I haven't eaten in two days.

891
00:58:49,485 --> 00:58:52,405
My blood sugar's real low.
I just don't have the energy.

892
00:58:52,488 --> 00:58:54,115
I don't think that's your problem.

893
00:58:54,199 --> 00:58:57,035
First of all,
that's not how you run in the wild.

894
00:58:57,118 --> 00:59:01,372
Let's go. Put the rubber to the road!
You just have to let out that inner lion.

895
00:59:01,456 --> 00:59:04,792
- Now, who's the cat?
- Marty, I really don't...

896
00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:08,046
You are, that's who. Come on!
Here we go!

897
00:59:08,129 --> 00:59:10,924
That's it. Let's build up some steam!
You the cat.

898
00:59:11,049 --> 00:59:12,467
- Who's the cat?
- You the cat.

899
00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:13,968
- Who's the cat?
- You the cat.

900
00:59:14,052 --> 00:59:17,555
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?

901
00:59:17,639 --> 00:59:21,768
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?

902
00:59:23,645 --> 00:59:25,188
I'm the cat!

903
00:59:31,236 --> 00:59:32,737
Surprise!

904
00:59:40,245 --> 00:59:43,873
You're it. You're it!
Can't juke the cat. Cat's too quick.

905
00:59:47,001 --> 00:59:52,090
I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye
on the fly from the deli in the sky!

906
00:59:53,258 --> 00:59:56,135
- Let's go wild!
- Now you're talking!

907
01:00:03,393 --> 01:00:06,312
Man! I feel different.

908
01:00:06,396 --> 01:00:09,440
Noogie, noogie, noogie.
Noogie, noogie, noogie!

909
01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:13,319
Kind of charged up or something.

910
01:00:13,403 --> 01:00:16,072
- Like you said, baby, it's...
- Crackalacking.

911
01:00:16,155 --> 01:00:19,993
- Ain't that right, Melman?
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

912
01:00:23,288 --> 01:00:24,706
I'm in heaven.

913
01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:29,627
You see, Maurice, Alex is now our friend
and the foosas are nowhere to be seen.

914
01:00:29,711 --> 01:00:36,301
It could be said that my plan is working
in a very good working kind of way.

915
01:00:36,384 --> 01:00:38,845
Alex. You got to try some of this.

916
01:00:40,930 --> 01:00:43,516
I feel good. Feel like a king again.

917
01:00:44,309 --> 01:00:45,476
King?

918
01:00:46,311 --> 01:00:47,979
You should see his act.

919
01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:51,149
Come on, Alex, why don't you
show him some of your act?

920
01:00:51,232 --> 01:00:54,319
Oh. No,
I really don't think I could... Okay.

921
01:00:54,402 --> 01:00:57,405
Ladies and gentlemen.
Primates of all ages.

922
01:00:57,488 --> 01:00:59,866
The wild proudly presents...

923
01:00:59,949 --> 01:01:01,576
The king.

924
01:01:01,659 --> 01:01:04,120
Alex the lion!

925
01:01:05,246 --> 01:01:06,873
E flat, fellas.

926
01:01:16,049 --> 01:01:18,718
Yeah! The king is in the house!

927
01:01:18,801 --> 01:01:21,054
See, if he is the king,
then where is his crown?

928
01:01:21,137 --> 01:01:22,430
I've got a crown.

929
01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:25,850
Got a very nice one.
And it's here on my head.

930
01:01:25,933 --> 01:01:28,186
Look at it. Have I got it on?

931
01:01:34,025 --> 01:01:36,027
Do the roar, man. Do the roar.

932
01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:44,577
I've never heard that one before.

933
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:47,038
Yeah! Go wild, man! Come on!

934
01:01:48,456 --> 01:01:50,208
Break out the wave!

935
01:02:16,901 --> 01:02:18,861
Excuse me.

936
01:02:18,945 --> 01:02:21,197
You're biting my butt.

937
01:02:23,408 --> 01:02:25,576
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

938
01:02:27,662 --> 01:02:29,831
- What did you do?
- You just bit me!

939
01:02:29,914 --> 01:02:31,958
No. I didn't. Did I?

940
01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:33,793
- You kind of did.
- He just bit me on the butt!

941
01:02:33,876 --> 01:02:36,254
What the heck is wrong with you?

942
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:38,881
Why'd you bite me?

943
01:02:38,965 --> 01:02:41,843
- Man, it's because you are his dinner.
- What?

944
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:44,178
- Excuse me?
- That's dumb.

945
01:02:44,262 --> 01:02:48,641
Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple
bite on the buttocks among friends?

946
01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:50,643
Here, give me a nibble.

947
01:02:50,726 --> 01:02:54,480
The party is over, Julien.
Your brilliant plan has failed.

948
01:02:54,564 --> 01:02:56,190
What are you talking about?

949
01:02:56,274 --> 01:02:58,025
Your friend here is what we call

950
01:02:58,109 --> 01:03:01,195
a deluxe-model hunting
and eating machine.

951
01:03:01,279 --> 01:03:04,699
And he eats steak, which is you.

952
01:03:04,782 --> 01:03:09,370
- Get out of here.
- Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it.

953
01:03:09,454 --> 01:03:11,038
The plan failed.

954
01:03:11,122 --> 01:03:14,250
All is lost! We're all doomed.

955
01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:19,255
The foosas will come back and
gobble us with their mouths because

956
01:03:19,338 --> 01:03:21,924
we are all steak.

957
01:03:22,008 --> 01:03:23,384
I'm steak! Me, me, me!

958
01:03:23,468 --> 01:03:25,720
Mr. Alex cannot stay here.

959
01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:30,183
He belongs with his own kind
on the foosa side of the island.

960
01:03:30,266 --> 01:03:32,143
By the power vested in me,

961
01:03:32,226 --> 01:03:35,605
by the law of the jungle,
blah, blah, blah, blah...

962
01:03:35,688 --> 01:03:36,898
- Be gone!
- What?

963
01:03:36,981 --> 01:03:39,692
Come on, do I look like
a steak to you?

964
01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:41,027
Yeah!

965
01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:44,030
See, I told you I don't look like a...
Wait. What you say?

966
01:03:44,113 --> 01:03:46,199
Oh, yeah!

967
01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:51,454
- He's going savage.
- Run for your lives.

968
01:03:53,623 --> 01:03:55,124
Marty, run!

969
01:04:12,934 --> 01:04:16,395
- A bull's eye. Excellent shot, Maurice.
- Thank you.

970
01:04:22,443 --> 01:04:23,694
Marty?

971
01:04:25,947 --> 01:04:27,865
I'm so sorry, Marty.

972
01:04:32,286 --> 01:04:34,413
What is wrong with me?

973
01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:39,627
Oh, no.

974
01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:44,465
What have I done?
It's true. I'm a monster.

975
01:04:44,549 --> 01:04:46,592
I got to get out of here.

976
01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:01,394
What have I done?
This is a nightmare.

977
01:07:01,477 --> 01:07:03,604
And it's all my fault.

978
01:07:03,688 --> 01:07:06,065
Now, because of me, we've lost Alex.

979
01:07:06,148 --> 01:07:07,817
Well, what are we going to do?

980
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:10,444
We'll find a way to help him.
That's what we'll do.

981
01:07:10,528 --> 01:07:11,696
Okay.

982
01:07:11,779 --> 01:07:14,573
Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?

983
01:07:14,657 --> 01:07:17,910
We're tough. We're gritty.
We're adaptable!

984
01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:21,789
And we are not going to lay down
like a bunch of Melmans.

985
01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:24,125
No, we're not.

986
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:25,626
Gloria.

987
01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:29,296
That was not me, okay?
That was the boat.

988
01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:31,132
- The boat!
- The boat?

989
01:07:31,215 --> 01:07:35,386
The boat's come back for us!
Come on, guys, we got to flag it down.

990
01:07:37,179 --> 01:07:38,222
There it is!

991
01:07:38,305 --> 01:07:40,141
- Hey, over here!
- Over here!

992
01:07:40,224 --> 01:07:41,684
Over here! Yo!

993
01:07:41,767 --> 01:07:44,311
Melman, give me a lift. Hurry up!
Lift me up!

994
01:07:44,395 --> 01:07:46,063
Help! Help! Help!

995
01:07:46,147 --> 01:07:48,858
- Oh, my neck. My neck. You guys.
- Over here!

996
01:07:48,941 --> 01:07:52,570
- Melman! Steady. This way!
- You have no idea how much this hurts.

997
01:07:52,653 --> 01:07:54,780
Hey, boat! We're over here!

998
01:07:56,907 --> 01:08:00,953
Look! It's turning! It's coming back!
It's coming back!

999
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:03,247
Come on! Come on, baby!

1000
01:08:04,749 --> 01:08:06,041
Yes! You guys.

1001
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:08,419
You flag down that boat.
I'll get Alex.

1002
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:11,422
Hold on there.

1003
01:08:11,505 --> 01:08:14,008
You cannot go back there by yourself.

1004
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:16,469
Come on. I know Alex.

1005
01:08:16,552 --> 01:08:19,138
He hears we're rescued,
he'll snap right out of it.

1006
01:08:19,221 --> 01:08:21,515
The people are coming.
They can help us.

1007
01:08:21,599 --> 01:08:24,518
Melman's right.
The people will know what to do.

1008
01:08:24,602 --> 01:08:27,104
Now, we got to flag down that boat.

1009
01:08:45,372 --> 01:08:48,042
Now, this is more like it.

1010
01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:51,545
You? Oh, ma...
Where are the people?

1011
01:08:51,629 --> 01:08:54,215
We killed them and ate their livers.

1012
01:08:55,591 --> 01:08:56,967
Got you, didn't I?

1013
01:08:57,051 --> 01:09:00,221
Just kidding, doll, the people are fine.

1014
01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:02,890
They're on a slow lifeboat to China.

1015
01:09:02,973 --> 01:09:05,559
Hey, I know you two.

1016
01:09:05,643 --> 01:09:09,939
Where's that psychotic lion
and our monochromatic friend?

1017
01:09:10,022 --> 01:09:13,984
Marty? He's righ... Where did he go?
He was right behind us.

1018
01:09:14,819 --> 01:09:17,571
He went back for Alex.
He's going to get himself killed!

1019
01:09:17,655 --> 01:09:20,866
Well, boys,
our monochromatic friend's in danger.

1020
01:09:20,950 --> 01:09:22,785
Looks like we have a job to do.

1021
01:09:22,868 --> 01:09:25,704
Captain's log.
Embarking into hostile environment.

1022
01:09:25,788 --> 01:09:29,041
Kowalski. We'll need to win the hearts
and the minds of the natives.

1023
01:09:29,124 --> 01:09:32,127
Rico. We'll need
special tactical equipment.

1024
01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:34,672
We're going to face extreme peril.

1025
01:09:34,755 --> 01:09:37,174
Private probably won't survive.

1026
01:09:43,931 --> 01:09:46,809
Alex! Come out, Alex!

1027
01:09:46,892 --> 01:09:49,270
The boat's here! We can go home!

1028
01:09:55,860 --> 01:10:01,282
Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!

1029
01:10:01,365 --> 01:10:06,287
Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!

1030
01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:09,498
Alex! Alex! Alex!

1031
01:10:09,582 --> 01:10:13,210
Alex! Alex! Alex!

1032
01:10:13,294 --> 01:10:14,712
Alex!

1033
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:17,548
Alex!

1034
01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:20,759
Marty?

1035
01:10:20,843 --> 01:10:22,136
Snap out of it, Alex.

1036
01:10:22,219 --> 01:10:24,722
The boat came back.
We can get out of here.

1037
01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:28,767
We can go back to civilization,
and everything will be like it used to be.

1038
01:10:28,851 --> 01:10:30,352
Stay back.

1039
01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:32,563
Please.

1040
01:10:33,689 --> 01:10:35,482
I'm a monster.

1041
01:10:35,566 --> 01:10:39,069
Alex, you're no monster.
You're my friend.

1042
01:10:39,153 --> 01:10:41,989
We're a team.
You and me, remember?

1043
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:52,166
I don't want to hurt you.

1044
01:11:23,489 --> 01:11:24,782
Alex.

1045
01:11:25,658 --> 01:11:27,826
I ain't leaving without you.

1046
01:11:43,384 --> 01:11:46,804
Alex? I'm thinking of a song.

1047
01:11:46,887 --> 01:11:50,641
It's a wonderful song.
I'm sure you're familiar with it.

1048
01:11:51,976 --> 01:11:55,813
<i>Start spreadin' the news</i>

1049
01:11:56,981 --> 01:12:00,734
<i>I'm leaving today</i>

1050
01:12:01,735 --> 01:12:05,406
<i>We are a great big part of it</i>

1051
01:12:08,283 --> 01:12:12,329
Come on, you know the words.
Two little words.

1052
01:12:12,413 --> 01:12:14,957
Please don't make me
sing this by myself.

1053
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,502
You really don't want to hear me
sing this by myself.

1054
01:12:21,296 --> 01:12:25,426
Alex? Could you come out here
for a minute?

1055
01:12:25,509 --> 01:12:28,971
Hey, Alex, a little help.

1056
01:12:29,888 --> 01:12:31,223
Help me!

1057
01:12:32,433 --> 01:12:35,394
Alex! Help!

1058
01:12:38,647 --> 01:12:42,192
Help me! Anybody, help me!
Somebody!

1059
01:12:43,444 --> 01:12:45,863
Help!

1060
01:12:56,874 --> 01:12:59,084
- Melman?
- That's right, baby.

1061
01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:01,628
Run!

1062
01:13:03,839 --> 01:13:05,799
- What's the plan?
- This is the plan.

1063
01:13:05,883 --> 01:13:07,426
- Foosa hungry.
- Foosa eat.

1064
01:13:07,509 --> 01:13:09,845
This is the plan?

1065
01:13:09,928 --> 01:13:11,305
Foosa halt.

1066
01:13:17,061 --> 01:13:18,937
Foosa aaahh.

1067
01:13:20,397 --> 01:13:22,775
Foosa ooh.

1068
01:13:24,318 --> 01:13:26,695
Foosa aaahh.

1069
01:13:27,446 --> 01:13:28,822
Come and get it.

1070
01:13:28,906 --> 01:13:30,324
Foosa.

1071
01:13:43,003 --> 01:13:45,005
- Take that.
- Foosa ow!

1072
01:13:45,089 --> 01:13:47,049
There's too many of them, Skipper.

1073
01:13:47,132 --> 01:13:50,260
It's been a real pleasure
serving with you boys.

1074
01:13:56,141 --> 01:13:57,601
Alex?

1075
01:13:58,644 --> 01:14:00,604
That's my kill.

1076
01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:01,939
Mine.

1077
01:14:07,402 --> 01:14:09,071
Alex hungry.

1078
01:14:10,030 --> 01:14:11,573
Alex eat.

1079
01:14:28,632 --> 01:14:30,134
It's showtime.

1080
01:14:32,177 --> 01:14:35,139
Thanks for not giving up on me.

1081
01:14:35,222 --> 01:14:37,057
Man, you almost
gave me a heart attack.

1082
01:14:37,141 --> 01:14:38,851
You can't just come sneak up on me.

1083
01:14:38,934 --> 01:14:41,812
Just because you're a lion...
Let go of me. Let go of me.

1084
01:14:41,895 --> 01:14:45,357
We're getting out of here.
Guys, just go with me on this.

1085
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,484
Like I said, it's showtime.

1086
01:14:49,069 --> 01:14:50,279
Mine.

1087
01:14:51,488 --> 01:14:52,823
My kill.

1088
01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:56,201
They're all mine.

1089
01:14:57,828 --> 01:15:00,080
It's the king of the beasts!
Oh, no!

1090
01:15:00,164 --> 01:15:02,291
- Don't eat me!
- He's big and scary!

1091
01:15:02,374 --> 01:15:06,170
Fear me!
Savagery beyond comprehension.

1092
01:15:06,253 --> 01:15:10,090
- I am far too young to die!
- You're a monster! A monster, I say!

1093
01:15:10,174 --> 01:15:12,676
- And, you!
- Me?

1094
01:15:16,805 --> 01:15:21,602
Oh, you want some of this?
You better run for your lives.

1095
01:15:21,685 --> 01:15:25,022
- Somebody call a cop!
- He's psychotic!

1096
01:15:32,029 --> 01:15:34,781
This is my territory.
Understand?

1097
01:15:35,949 --> 01:15:40,037
I never, ever want to see
you on my turf again.

1098
01:15:50,839 --> 01:15:52,716
Yeah! You the cat!

1099
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,219
Got my boy back!

1100
01:15:57,054 --> 01:15:58,180
I did it!

1101
01:15:58,263 --> 01:16:02,392
Give me some love! The plan worked!
The plan worked! I'm very clever!

1102
01:16:02,476 --> 01:16:05,646
I'm the one, baby! Come on.
Time to robot.

1103
01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,898
I am very clever king.

1104
01:16:08,774 --> 01:16:10,359
I am super genius.

1105
01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:12,986
I am robot king of the monkey things.

1106
01:16:13,070 --> 01:16:16,031
- Compute, compute.
- So, what's for lunch?

1107
01:16:19,076 --> 01:16:20,827
- Close those eyes.
- Why do I have to?

1108
01:16:20,911 --> 01:16:22,246
- Do it.
- They're closed.

1109
01:16:22,329 --> 01:16:24,581
- Tighter.
- Yes, sir.

1110
01:16:24,665 --> 01:16:26,083
- No peeking.
- They're closed.

1111
01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:27,542
Rico.

1112
01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:36,760
Open that hatch.

1113
01:16:36,843 --> 01:16:38,929
Fire in the hole.
Now chew.

1114
01:16:40,055 --> 01:16:42,641
Chew like you mean it.
Savor it.

1115
01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:45,143
- And?
- Well?

1116
01:16:45,227 --> 01:16:47,354
Pretty good, right?

1117
01:16:47,437 --> 01:16:49,439
There's always plan B.

1118
01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:53,360
This is better than steak.

1119
01:16:53,443 --> 01:16:55,362
I love it. I love it!

1120
01:16:55,445 --> 01:16:57,447
The kitty loves the fishy.

1121
01:16:59,992 --> 01:17:02,577
Well, I propose a toast.

1122
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:05,205
Now, he may be a pain
in the butt at times...

1123
01:17:05,289 --> 01:17:07,374
And trust me, I know.

1124
01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:10,460
But this cat proved to me
without a doubt

1125
01:17:10,544 --> 01:17:12,921
that his heart is bigger
than his stomach.

1126
01:17:13,005 --> 01:17:14,923
- To Alex.
- To Alex.

1127
01:17:22,097 --> 01:17:23,640
Enough! Stop it!

1128
01:17:25,559 --> 01:17:28,478
What do you think?
Should we head back to New York?

1129
01:17:28,562 --> 01:17:33,025
I don't know. I mean, this is your dream.
You sure you want to leave?

1130
01:17:33,108 --> 01:17:35,068
I don't care where we are.

1131
01:17:35,152 --> 01:17:38,572
As long as we're together,
it doesn't matter to me.

1132
01:17:38,655 --> 01:17:40,240
Well, in that case...

1133
01:17:40,324 --> 01:17:43,577
Yo. Rico. I'll take 300 orders to go.

1134
01:17:45,078 --> 01:17:48,749
But before you leave,
I have an announcement to make.

1135
01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:51,877
So shut up, everyone, please.
Thank you.

1136
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:56,423
After much deep and profound
brain things inside my head,

1137
01:17:56,506 --> 01:18:01,720
I have decided to thank you
for bringing peace to our home.

1138
01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:03,430
And to make you feel good,

1139
01:18:03,513 --> 01:18:06,433
I'm going to give you
this lovely parting gift.

1140
01:18:06,516 --> 01:18:09,186
No, I couldn't.
Really, I can't take your crown.

1141
01:18:09,269 --> 01:18:11,563
That's okay, I've got a bigger crown.

1142
01:18:11,646 --> 01:18:13,148
It's got a gecko on it.

1143
01:18:13,231 --> 01:18:16,443
Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go!

1144
01:18:17,486 --> 01:18:20,113
- Bye, little fuzzbuckets!
- Thanks for everything!

1145
01:18:20,197 --> 01:18:21,907
- So long!
- Bye-bye, now.

1146
01:18:21,990 --> 01:18:23,325
- Arrivederci.
- Bye-bye.

1147
01:18:23,408 --> 01:18:26,286
- Toodle-oo!
- See you later, crocodile.

1148
01:18:26,370 --> 01:18:29,456
Maurice, my arm is tired.
Wave it for me.

1149
01:18:30,332 --> 01:18:32,501
Faster, you naughty little monkey.

1150
01:18:32,584 --> 01:18:35,545
By the time we get back to New York,
it'll be the middle of winter.

1151
01:18:35,629 --> 01:18:37,923
So I was just thinking, why rush?

1152
01:18:38,006 --> 01:18:40,926
Maybe we could make
a few side stops along the way.

1153
01:18:41,009 --> 01:18:43,220
- Maybe Paris.
- You just read my mind.

1154
01:18:43,303 --> 01:18:45,639
- I was thinking Spain.
- Run with the bulls.

1155
01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:48,892
- What about Fiji?
- Canada. Can we?

1156
01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:51,019
Cheap meds.

1157
01:18:51,103 --> 01:18:53,605
I wouldn't even mind
coming back here sometime.

1158
01:18:53,688 --> 01:18:55,941
- I could do that.
- You could say that again.

1159
01:18:56,024 --> 01:18:59,111
- Skipper?
- I always wanted to go to Australia.

1160
01:18:59,194 --> 01:19:02,781
Don't you think we should tell them
that the boat's out of gas?

1161
01:19:02,864 --> 01:19:07,327
Nah. Just smile and wave, boys.
Smile and wave.