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english/movie-ripoffs/hogwarts/hogwarts.md

@@ -5,8 +5,8 @@ It's just after dinner and the place is crowded with students.
 A bearded Giant clumps up to you yelling "Cor blimey - it's HARRY POTTER!" as he picks you up in a violent bear hug.
 "I think you're badly mistaken" you exclaim breathlessly as he places you back on the ground.
 
-"No - no mistake, Harry.", he says gleefully as he quickly scribbles a zig-zag on your forehead with a permanent marker pen.  
-"You've got the scar and everything!".
+"No - no mistake, Harry.", he says gleefully as he quickly scribbles a zig-zag on your forehead with a 
+permanent marker pen.  "You've got the scar and everything!".
 
 Just then a clever looking girl approaches. 
 "Hi, I'm Caroline Granger", she says, sticking out her hand.  "Don't mind Hagrid. He's severely delusional."
@@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ At that moment, a frazzled looking bald man comes rushing out of a side door sha
 "I'll get that Harry Potter if it's the last thing I do!".
 
 A chorus of voices respond with helpful, but conflicting advice such as "Saw him in the girl's toilets, Sir", and  
-"Killing death-eaters on the 3rd floor, Sir".  This advice is followed by poorly concealed snickering from other students
-as the elderly wizard leaps up the staircase in misguided pursuit.  
+"Killing death-eaters on the 3rd floor, Sir".  This advice is followed by poorly concealed snickering 
+from other students as the elderly wizard leaps up the staircase in misguided pursuit.  
 
 "Don't forget to put on your invisible cloak, Sir" calls Caroline as he disappears out of sight.  
 

english/movie-ripoffs/matrix-boss/matrix-boss.md

@@ -3,8 +3,5 @@ Your wand gives off a lurid Hollywood special effect, and Morpheus slumps to the
 The walls of the dojo dissolve and you find yourself back in the sewers, surrounded by the same badly clothed
 derelicts as before.  Some of them are clustered around the body of Morpheus, trying desperately to revive him.
 
-"Ok - it looks like I'm the Boss now - the Chosen One - King Muckity-Muck etc", you say as you stand 
-before the prostrate forms of the starving sycophants who will now look to you as leader.
-
 It suddenly occurs to you that living in the smelly sewers with no services, amenities, retail stores, entertainment etc
  might not be such a great future.  Perhaps you should've taken the blue pill.

english/movie-ripoffs/matrix/matrix.md

@@ -2,29 +2,31 @@ Nothingness... Endless drifting through the void...
 
 Dim red light. The taste of oil. The smell of sweaty feet. The feel of wet nappies. ...
 
-You regain consciousness on a stretcher in some type of underground sewer, surrounded by a bunch of ragged hobos with mad staring eyes.
+You regain consciousness on a stretcher in some type of underground sewer, surrounded by a bunch of 
+ragged hobos with mad staring eyes.
 
 "He's awake, Morpheus." says a dark haired waif on your left. 
 
-A large leering, gap-toothed man steps over and looks into your face.  "Time to learn Krav Maga." he says as he jams something sharp into the back of your skull.
+A large leering, gap-toothed man steps over and looks into your face.  "Time to learn Krav Maga." he says 
+as he jams something sharp into the back of your skull.
 
-A split second later you realise you're in the middle of a brightly lit japanese dojo, garbed in oriental combat clothes.
-The same large toothy man, presumably Morpheus, stands in front of you, giggling uncontrollably.
+A split second later you realise you're in the middle of a brightly lit japanese dojo, garbed in oriental 
+combat clothes.  The same large toothy man, Morpheus, stands in front of you, giggling uncontrollably.
 
 "What's going on?" you ask in puzzled trepidation as you watch him slowly crouch into a fighting pose.
 
 "That's for me to know and you to find out" Morpheus sniggers, lashing his foot into your groin, 
 and immediately following up with a flurry of kicks, punches and head butts. 
 
-"What the hell?" you yell in pain and consternation as you grovel in the fetal position, trying to fend off the unwarranted attack.
+"What the hell?" you yell in pain and consternation as you desperately try to fend off the vicious attack.
 
 "Do you think this is AIR that you're breathing?" Morpheus suggests cryptically as he slaps you across the face.
 "Actually it's not!", he giggles, "This is MY simulation, so I replaced it with Nitrous Oxide - just for laughs!"
 
 A flash of inspiration hits you.  "Well, if normal rules of physics don't apply then I can just use magic." you exclaim.
 
-"Accio magic wand", you yell, and a magic wand flies into your hands.   "Expectorate!", you shout, and a blast of gooey liquid smashes
-Morpheus across the room.  Choose the next spell:
+"Accio magic wand", you yell, and a magic wand flies into your hands.   "Expectorate!", you shout, and a blast of 
+gooey liquid smashes Morpheus across the room.  Choose the next spell:
 
 ["Apparate" to get the hell out of here](../hogwarts/hogwarts.md)
 

english/movie-ripoffs/zoolander/zoolander.md

@@ -2,14 +2,14 @@ As you approach the shaggy haired hippy, it is immediately obvious that the fell
 his eyes unsuccessfully attempting to focus on you as he inhales deeply from a half smoked joint.
 "Who are you, and what the hell is this place?" you ask loudly, hoping to penetrate his drug-fogged stupor.
 
-"Chill Bro - you're ruining the vibe!" whines the stoner.  "I'm Hansel by the way." he adds, moving his hands in a vague waving gesture.
+"Chill Bro - you're ruining the vibe!" whines the stoner.  "I'm Hansel by the way." he adds, waving vaguely.
 
 "Where am I, and how do I get out of here?" you ask the red-eyed derelict, with a sense of increasing futility.
-"Dude, that's awesome!" Hansel responds in wide-eyed wonderment.  "You're lost! I'm lost! We're like cosmic twins or something!".
+"Dude, that's awesome!" Hansel responds wide-eyed.  "You're lost! I'm lost! We're like cosmic twins or something!".
 
 "But how did you get here?" you demand irritably, attempting to keep the conversation on track.
 
-With a puzzled look Hansel continues - "Dunno Bro - I was climbing Mt Vesuvius and I slipped and fell.  Next moment I was here."
+Looking puzzled Hansel continues. "Dunno Bro. I was climbing Mt Vesuvius and I slipped and fell.  Next thing I was here."
 He pauses for a moment "Oh... epiphany... I've never even BEEN to Vesuvius!  Must be something to do with the pills." 
 
 Excitedly, Hansel rummages through his pockets and hauls out a grubby assortment of colored tablets.